"10th Planet Doesn't Work In Reality" (Video)

[fights4peace]

No I am not in the service but if you're a Jew, or someone who looks Jewish, there is a great chance than where I live ( in Hebron in Israel) you have and will be attacked. Why because you're there, and yes against a gun I'm fucked. But if its a bunch of doofus Hamas trying to beat down on me and my wife while we're coming back home from buying groceries I will bite the fucker who got my in a RNC or guillotine. Why? because I could black out and have my wife killed and be-headed. Because that's what the bad guys do where I live. So your reality of str33t d3f3nc3 and mine are two fucking different ideas, understand?

Grammer check 4 you. I missed some things. A no-prize for those who find them

Thank you. My English has suffered since i have moved to Israel

[nnate]

typo I meant to ya isnt always the best etc. ever since i moved to israel my english has gone done the tubes

I can tell.

[RedMonkey]

I love how everyone talks about what works in the streetz!! Most of us don't even know what happens in the streetz....

you mean in the club or bar? Yeah..well usually that's chest bumping and talking shit till the security or police show up. Fights are totally avoidable...and even when they are not the odds of you winning due to any MA. My suggestion for all you wanna be STREETZ BRAWLERZ...a chair, glass bottle or throwing a bystander at the person club punching them and running for the door is far more effective than trying to find out what martial artz is best in the streetz...all of them suxorz compared to club punch and run-fu.

I mean..but really. How many times a lifetime do you actually think there is a no win scenario that you HAVE to fight? I'm finding just in my short stay here that we have some folks who want to be the badass and start shit being the agressor. In other wordz if you ever aquire the l33t skillz you are going to be the guy starting shit with people.
I have a vid for you dudes...

YouTube- Doug Stanhope: Voice of America - FEAR IN THE U.S. NEWS MEDIA

no one really, actually wants to beat you up in a back alley and rape your girl with you being held down and forced to watch. Let it go...stop watching cable news, get out and enjoy your life. Be happy that you want to learn a fun fighting style that will allow you to adequately defend yourself if someone you are fighting doesn't pull a knife, gun, homeboys, mace or scud missile...

best post on the website.

Something is not adding up here. I think Fights4Peace is a sockpuppet/troll.

Why proclaim the above post as the "best" and then come in this thread with the antithesis? *scratches peach-textured head (seriously, feels like a peach with this two-day old new growth)*

[fights4peace]

You should paint the whole picture.
Why would they attack you?
How did jews get to live in Hebron?
Hmm?
You also failed to mention there's tons of military that patrol there.

They want us to leave. Thats why they attack us. Jews have always historically lived in Hebron. Always, there are some families that have stayed there since before the "recent" (roman caused) exile, and have remained there for all this time. There is military patrol but not as much as you would think. Besides military patrol doesn't stop snipers that are miles away ( referencing the incident with the mother and her 2 year old)

Lebell, I like you, but if you have an issue with me being in land that belongs to me then go take a long walk off a tall drop.

[nnate]

Thank you. My English has suffered since i have moved to Israel

Pro Tip: Strong grammar and effective spelling will help you on Bullshido. If you plan on spending more time here, make an effort to build on these skills. Strong communication is valuable here.

Otherwise, Shalom my friend.

[RedMonkey]

Lebell, I like you, but if you have an issue with me being in land that belongs to me then go take a long walk off a tall drop.

Skip the fightin' words and bite him/gouge his eyes out already.:eng101:

[JohnnyCache]

fights4peace, you're dumb as a fucking sack of hammers. Just stop.

[fights4peace]

Pro Tip: Strong grammar and effective spelling will help you on Bullshido. If you plan on spending more time here, make an effort to build on these skills. Strong communication is valuable here.

Otherwise, Shalom my friend.

Yeah, this is actually one of the few English language activities I engage in. Another is speaking to my wife, but the grammar used in speech and that of writing is different.

[fights4peace]

fights4peace, you're dumb as a fucking sack of hammers. Just stop.

kk.:5dragon:

[fights4peace]

Skip the fightin' words and bite him/gouge his eyes out already.:eng101:

looolz

[DKJr]

I have trained submission escapes. I do train them actively. In my experience they can take to long. I have had my hepatitis shots. I'd rather live with hepatitis than die in an alley listening to my wife scream and call my name. Biting works I have empirically tested and proved it. next time I get attacked ill have my wife video tape it and if i get in a choke(which i WON'T do purposely just to make you guys happy) ill show you, because thats the bullshido way ;p

So Hamas has a BJJ black belt training them now? Get real. You're going to be the one doing the choking. Stop this BS nonsense. Yeah, yeah we get it. You're a "I'll do whatever it TAKES!!!!!! GRRRR" guy, BFD. My critiques aside, you're missing the point. Biting out of a choke is stupid. If you they are choking you in a way that you can bite out of it, you can probably also just normally escape out of it. Also durrr it's hard to escape chokes from people who know what they're doing. Secondly if they're a better grappler than you plus they want to kill/rape/take you out for dinner, they'll get their way if you grapple.

TLDR version: Train more, save the biting for the bedroom antics with your wife.

[nnate]

Now why did you have to go and tell me that? Now if you ever post anything retarded I can't be mad at you. God damn it.

I go full retard quite often, so you're going to want to get mad at me. Trust me.

[Lebell]

They want us to leave. Thats why they attack us. Jews have always historically lived in Hebron. Always, there are some families that have stayed there since before the "recent" (roman caused) exile, and have remained there for all this time. There is military patrol but not as much as you would think. Besides military patrol doesn't stop snipers that are miles away ( referencing the incident with the mother and her 2 year old)

Lebell, I like you, but if you have an issue with me being in land that belongs to me then go take a long walk off a tall drop.

btw: the germans always historically lived in prussia/poland,until much more recently then the jewish people in the holy land/palestine/israel you reckon they should start enclaves there too?
lolol!
(yes im going there!)

I don't have any problem with you living there, infact im gloing to live there too.
But im saing this: if you chose to live in Hebron you know or could have known of the specific tensions in that area.
Its not the same there as in let's say tel aviv, if you live in Hebron thats a little bit like making a statement, right?

Don't start about snipers because it actually contradicts your earlier points.

[Lebell]

TLDR version: Train more, save the biting for the bedroom antics with your wife.

NO! she has peach skin, ffs, you cant bite someone who has tender skin.

[RedMonkey]

NO! she has peach skin, ffs, you cant bite someone who has tender skin.

Y'know, you don't have to bite a woman's peach to eat it.:icescream