Diary of a BJJ teen.........

[jnp]

You sandpapered an emo chick?

ZS, please post less often.

That last entry was one of the funniest yet GJ. We have a few teenagers that resemble your creation. It's funny and frightening at the same time.

One day this 21 or 22 year old guy walks in and said he wanted to see what all the fuss about BJJ was. He's talking to another purple who asks him if he had any other MA experience. With a completely straight face, the guy looks down his nose at my buddy and says he's a second degree BB in ATA TKD. He then paused to make sure we were suitably impressed. After that he said the grappling he learned in TKD would probably suffice against a BJJ person. My buddy and I looked at each other and nodded in agreement with him. Then we invited him to step out onto the mat. He accepted. After he kicked us both in the head, he took us down and armbarred us in less than 20 seconds...

Heh, heh just kidding, had you going there didn't I? It turned out it only took him 15 seconds...

[DayOfTheJackass]

Just a brief note to say I have been reading, and am appreciating this thread. Thanks.

[Bluto Blutarsky]

that was fucking funny.

[FictionPimp]

ZS, please post less often.

That last entry was one of the funniest yet GJ. We have a few teenagers that resemble your creation. It's funny and frightening at the same time.

One day this 21 or 22 year old guy walks in and said he wanted to see what all the fuss about BJJ was. He's talking to another purple who asks him if he had any other MA experience. With a completely straight face, the guy looks down his nose at my buddy and says he's a second degree BB in ATA TKD. He then paused to make sure we were suitably impressed. After that he said the grappling he learned in TKD would probably suffice against a BJJ person. My buddy and I looked at each other and nodded in agreement with him. Then we invited him to step out onto the mat. He accepted. After he kicked us both in the head, he took us down and armbarred us in less than 20 seconds...

Heh, heh just kidding, had you going there didn't I? It turned out it only took him 15 seconds...

Next time you better respect my black belt!

[Torec_Scrail]

Holy shit..that las post was so awsome, I was laughing my ass off...

When the dust settled there was XMA gi fabric floating everywhere and seven apparently unconscious ATA black belts in varying degrees of fucked up laying all over the place. No one fell into my trap, lucky bastards.

From where the teacher challenged our star..it was pure gold... Wow, I don't know how long you can keep up that quality of writing, but that entry in itself was awsome.

[Samfoo]

Giant venus flytrap. I'm roflcoptering here.

[Backdraft]

BWAHAHAHAHA XD
Fucking great! Hilarious.

[Method2Madness]

Heh, this diary thing is addictive. I can't wait to here more about the triumphs of GJJ Kid.

[Da_AzN]

those xma dudes are soooo dumb beyond reason.

lol

very funny


And btw, was there ever a REAL story about a BJJ white belt kicking the crap out of a TKD black belt?

Come on. White belt vs black belt? Sounds pretty unbelievable.

Though I saw with my own 2 eyes... my brother (experienced street fighter... knows some moves from watching too much UFC and some stuff I teach him) win vs a TKD red belt.

[FictionPimp]

Well, I know quite a few TKD black belts, I know most of the white belts in my bjj gym could take them. Of course some of those bjj white belts fight pro MMA bouts down in indy..

[SuperGuido]

[DerKaiser]

Wow I think that entry was the single funniest thing I read in forum history. The challenge itself was great and the constant mention of sand papering peoples faces is hilarious. OMG please continue to write this.

[Silvan]

*dies*

[Shard]

You know, initially i had my doubt about this thread, but man, you've got a new fan!

[GoldenJonas]