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    Mega Throwdown 2006 - Gold Standard







    Seriously though folks, laymen to The Martial Arts often ask me why anyone would want to go and get "beat up" and I just smile and shake my head knowingly and explain that Throwdowns are fun, active, healthy, exercises your imagination, usually gets you in the grappling range at some point, and lets you meet new and interesting e-people. BullshidoRPers come in all ages, sizes, and genders. Some are only interested in the role-playing aspects of the Throwdown, some like the combat, some like to plan the events in which others participate, and some people simply enjoy getting outside.

    THE BASICS
    • IMMERSION - Act like you are a character from the Courts of King Arthur.
    • ENTHUSIASM - Create some fun, be courteous and encourage others.
    • ALIVENESS - Consists of timing, energy and motion.
    Reminders on Ways to Ensure EnthusiasmRulesA Hero Takes Up His Cause



    Aesopian and Boyd demonstrating ALIVENESS with the clash of DEADLY blades!

    ALTERNATE CAPTION: Sharp of tongue and shaper of blade, fierce foes face off!

    We chose this situation to illustrate the lesson since it is a fairly common self-defense situation to find yourself circling another man with a knife for upwards of 10 minutes while probing and prodding his defense, lunging in and jumping back as you slash wildly, never coming within 5 feet of each other.

    (OOC: In order to maintain realism and fairness, Aesopian was given a Dwarf Steel Dagger +1 since Boyd was meta-gaming and put more points into DEX and STR during character creation, greatly affecting his DMG rolls.)



    A timeout had to be called when Boyd was ravaged by an errant Rapecase, given life and desire we know not whether by magick or skience. (USB and Firewire ports not shown, Apple Airport optional. Comes with iTunes.)



    By the Gods! Beowulf locked in moral combat with Grendel, tearing the vile beast asunder with the Hammerlock of Thor.



    There Be Dragons Here!!! Deadpan Xyientist cowering as Booker T. Wastrelton (as we like to call him around here, inside joke) carries out the grim deeds called for in his role as Koreth Razonclaw, the Dark Dragon and Lord of the Night (Challenge Rating: 13).

    Reports by officials of devouring the flesh and blood of humans are not greatly exaggerated! J/K! Or are we? ... ;)



    A crawling horror beyond the comprehension of mortal minds consumes yet another pawn of mankind. penalty of DEATH

    #2
    Fucking laffo.

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      #3
      Video pls.

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        #4
        Dear Aesopian,

        I'm worried that without attending more throwdowns, people don't listen to my experiance. I would like to attend this megathrowdown, but I don't want to be hit, and I don't know how to grapple. Is it okay if I go there, don't spar, but roll around like a confused faggot down a steep hill?

        Sincerely,
        feedback

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          #5
          The Inquisition has arrived! I have faith that the heretics will comprehend the genius of this post adequately for it to destroy their minds and burn their bodies, or at the very least not sail completely over their heads as they wallow in self-congratualtory squallor.

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            #6
            Pure Pwnage

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              #7
              You have wayyyyyyy to much time on your hands...

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                #8
                Fuck off and die....


                He just took the December Maryland Throwdown pics and fucked with. I guess that what you get from someone too piss scared to throwdown.


                Looks like I am some sort of Green Orge? or Witch?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by KageKaze
                  Fuck off and die....

                  He just took the December Maryland Throwdown pics and fucked with. I guess that what you get from someone too piss scared to throwdown.
                  Inquisitor Aesopian "throws down" every day in the name of Freedom, Democracy and Emperor Helio. You should be thanking him for this opportunity to repent your sins and swear fealty to the Emperor.

                  Looks like I am some sort of Green Orge? or Witch?
                  You are a heretic, but there is still hope.

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                    #10
                    i just like how it was started in the "classics and megathreads" section. apparently some members are able to predict which threads will be classic. also, message sent by this thread. it's ok to start threads in this section when the threads are about.. umm... what again?

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                      #11
                      It wasn't started in Classics. It was moved to Classics immediately after I read it.

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                        #12
                        ah i see, appropriate section for it then. my mistake.

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                          #13
                          Does anyone need this explained to them?

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                            #14
                            I think it's hilarious, and it was obviously a maryland throwdown parody.

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                              #15

                              Cool, I didn't know Dreadnought had made it to a throwdown yet.
                              "No. Listen to me because I know what I'm talking about here." -- Hannibal

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