Who's been banned from pax baculum

[RoninPimp]

"Aggressively athletic" footwork...?

= Phat Phil can't do it.

The JKD guys I've known personally all sparred and grappled. I wonder how long Phil will last. Or will he always come to class with his "journalist's hat" on? Camera at the ready.

[daGorilla]

No, no. I can't, this is who I am.

Nonsense. If you place that much stock on a screen name, you've got problems.

Just be careful typing -- you wouldn't want to be BJChick. That might yield unexpected results, albeit interesting forum threads, I imagine.

:razz:

-daGorilla

[Yrkoon9]

By 'training' he probably means critiquing from the sidelines. Which can often be confused by labelling it 'studying', which can also be misleading.

[FMA_Brian]

Philly Cheese Dick

Comments:

1) Sorry about the ugly layout. Couldn't capture the page as an image.
2) Note our friend rhaberers kissing ass and fawning.
3) Paranoid Phil refuses to disclosure his teacher's name, although he had no problem writing a scycophantic bio of his currenet Silat instructor.
4) I should get a fucking medal for wading through this pony shit for you people.

Him doing JKD is one thing, but Silat too? Christ. I'll bet he'll stop JKD. All the sweating he might think it's aerobicize instead of realizing it's reps to build proficiency.

-Brian

[FMA_Brian]

projectile vomit

No, no. I can't, this is who I am.

Don't appoligize for doing JKD it's your turn Fatty Phil has fucked FMA so now it's your turn to suffer the shame that is Phil.

-Brian

[Olorin]

[Cassius]

You don't. You search for Dan Webre's posts and read all of them. Trust me, he is the funniest guy EVAR.

[JKDChick]

Don't appoligize for doing JKD it's your turn Fatty Phil has fucked FMA so now it's your turn to suffer the shame that is Phil.

-Brian

I do Kali too, Brian. I'm getting REAMED by Phil.

[JohnnyCache]

2nd worst image ever.

[daGorilla]

I do Kali too, Brian. I'm getting REAMED by Phil.

Ok, so I've done Arnis, so I'm getting somewhat Phil-reamed. OTOH, I suspect Mr. "Self-Defense" finds TMA to "useless", so I doubt I have to worry about him sullying traditional Okinawan/Japanese Karate right?

Right?

:) -daGorilla

[JKDChick]

Nah, he started in Karate.

[Phrost]

What the fuck? How ignorant could one person possibly be?

Judo was CREATED to be a competition art. Kano's purpose was that competition creates superior fighters unlike doing dead, compliant drills as was the "Traditional" method of teaching Jujitsu until Kano came along.

Some people need a lead enema.

[JKDChick]

SHEH is ... amazing. Like, really. I didn't think you could compose whole chapters of a book with the word "I" in every single sentence.

[daGorilla]

Nah, he started in Karate.

Crap. Well, I'm sure at least iaido is safe from the cretin.

And probably BJJ too (which I only recently began), since it's just a useless sport fad.

-daGorilla

[Olorin]

You don't. You search for Dan Webre's posts and read all of them. Trust me, he is the funniest guy EVAR.

I have read some of is replies and he is the worst writer ever! You have to read, then re-read, then read again his post to find out what the F*ck he is talking about!

What the fuck? How ignorant could one person possibly be?

Judo was CREATED to be a competition art. Kano's purpose was that competition creates superior fighters unlike doing dead, compliant drills as was the "Traditional" method of teaching Jujitsu until Kano came along.

Some people need a lead enema.