Who's been banned from pax baculum

[JKDChick]

Meh

If he's joined a half decent school, more power to him. But I know "his" JKD ain't gonna be "my" JKD.

Still, he might learn something.

[afronaut]

Comments:

1) Sorry about the ugly layout. Couldn't capture the page as an image.
2) Note our friend rhaberers kissing ass and fawning.
3) Paranoid Phil refuses to disclosure his teacher's name, although he had no problem writing a scycophantic bio of his currenet Silat instructor.
4) I should get a fucking medal for wading through this pony shit for you people.

[daGorilla]

My theories are proved correct. Phil is a Sci-Fi nerd who never got a chance to go to a big convention and get geek pussy. He would have been a harmless fanfic "publisher" then, and no one would have ever heard of him.

But due to a confluence of strange events, he got into Wing Chun and the mental reprogramming that WC's often seem to undergo occurred. He came to believe he was a bad-ass, rather than a geek with a weapons fixation.

These types are just funny when they are unskilled (relatively) harmless geeks.


Then the Internet happened, and made them all -- or at least one of them -- a "star".

Fucking Internet.

-daGorilla

[WingChun Lawyer]

4) I should get a fucking medal for wading through this pony shit for you people.

How about some Cosplay porn?

[JKDChick]

I swear, I'm changing my name to BJJChick or something.

[afronaut]

How about some Cosplay porn?

I had to look up what the word meant. I feel both square and old. I thought for a moment it was porn involving Bil Cosby, which would be sweet and you may forward to me via PM. Thank you.

[ojgsxr6]

I swear, I'm changing my name to BJJChick or something.

You should, the jokes would stop being funny, at least for me, after about a week. But then you have to worry about the newbs.

[JKDChick]

No, no. I can't, this is who I am.

[afronaut]

It seems that who Phil is now too. For the next two months until it gets hard or he hits a plateau and then he'll be off to some other poor sap who'll get two months of fees out of him.

Knob.

[WingChun Lawyer]

I swear, I'm changing my name to BJJChick or something.

[ojgsxr6]

No, no. I can't, this is who I am.

Not that you'd care, but it's probably for the best anyway. I almost got fired for reading a post by KickChick, BJJChick would be a whole other can of worms.

[WingChun Lawyer]

[JKDChick]

Okay. My stomach hurts thinking about this. I'm going to go running till I throw up, or possibly walk up a mountain again like I did yesterday. Anything to purge.

[Yrkoon9]

That shit went from pathetic to lineage to biting to headbutting a potatoe. Good work over there. I am sorry I was banned. I would like to have contributed.

[Cassius]

4) I should get a fucking medal for wading through this pony shit for you people.

Dan Webre's comedy gold is all the reward you need.