Ninja, Weapons, and Grappling : A Decade of WTF

[Flail_Crapple]

Ninjas really are better than SWAT! The movies weren't lying to me after all.

[plasma]

Ninjas really are better than SWAT! The movies weren't lying to me after all.

Ninja > A bunch of Bullshido members acting as a SWAT team with a week of training.

[It is Fake]

The cognitive dissonance is astounding in some people.

The cognitive dissidence in religion is astounding, that's why it can go hand in hand with Martial Arts.
Both have an amazing way to explain away any and everything while contradicting what they teach.

[Stickybomb]

Just like politics....

[Styygens]

Ninja > A bunch of Bullshido members acting as a SWAT team with a week of training.

If you were a real ninja, you wouldn't have used the shock knife, but simultaneously thrown a dozen rubber shuriken with sufficient velocity to pierce the torsos of the SWAT team members.

[FinalLegion]

The cognitive dissidence in religion is astounding, that's why it can go hand in hand with Martial Arts.
Both have an amazing way to explain away any and everything while contradicting what they teach.

Amen.

[marcwagz]

The cognitive dissidence in religion is astounding, that's why it can go hand in hand with Martial Arts.
Both have an amazing way to explain away any and everything while contradicting what they teach.

you cant really argue that they are 'hand in hand'
a lot of mma fighters and 'stars' are vehemently religious.

[plasma]

Wow, apparently MAP stickied a thread of mine from 11 years ago. During Chapter 5. I wonder why I put Krav Maga in that post, maybe I was studying it from a book? Honestly, I don't remember. I never formally studied it.

http://www.martialartsplanet.com/for...ead.php?t=3236

In case anyone case, I stopped Aikido after that summer and I don't find it all that effective. I still don't.

Any MAPers that want to link this thread here, feel free. I was banned a long time ago for disagreeing with a MAP mod.

[Daweedy]

Chapter 8 - Appendix 1- Throwdown

Video of the Gang Sau:

Man I just saw this. What a disgrace. You people actually met someone who posts on this forum to prove him wrong. I got to say to you, you looked just as stupid as the Kung Fu guy.
Crocop has a smart saying, dont argue with stupid beacuse the other people will not tell the difference, and I think you can see exatcly this in the video.
I am kind of interested what would your trainers say if they would know you use MMA training for street lessons on idiots.
I am 100 percent sure if my main MMA coach saw this, he would expell me from the gym or gave me a nice teaching in the form of hard as kicking as well. But I am from Eastern Europe so that might be different.
Seriously stuff like that makes people who train MMA look like idiots. And who was that extremly annoying girl for whom I first thought she was a man.
And its kind of obvious that the Kung Fu guy was a huge idiot but I agree with him. If you wanted to prove against him, than do it where he wants.
Anyway you all looked like idiots, and if you continue to do this, you will eventually meet some unstable person with a gun, that is gona shot you all.
I just cant bealive that people would actually meet to prove someone that he was wrong on a forum. Dont you have jobs, or girls, or anything? What a joke

[plasma]

Man I just saw this. What a disgrace. You people actually met someone who posts on this forum to prove him wrong. I got to say to you, you looked just as stupid as the Kung Fu guy.
Crocop has a smart saying, dont argue with stupid beacuse the other people will not tell the difference, and I think you can see exatcly this in the video.
I am kind of interested what would your trainers say if they would know you use MMA training for street lessons on idiots.
I am 100 percent sure if my main MMA coach saw this, he would expell me from the gym or gave me a nice teaching in the form of hard as kicking as well. But I am from Eastern Europe so that might be different.
Seriously stuff like that makes people who train MMA look like idiots. And who was that extremly annoying girl for whom I first thought she was a man.
And its kind of obvious that the Kung Fu guy was a huge idiot but I agree with him. If you wanted to prove against him, than do it where he wants.
Anyway you all looked like idiots, and if you continue to do this, you will eventually meet some unstable person with a gun, that is gona shot you all.
I just cant bealive that people would actually meet to prove someone that he was wrong on a forum. Dont you have jobs, or girls, or anything? What a joke

Ok, Who are you talking to? No one that video has posted on Bullshido in ages.

[Bluto Blutarsky]

I feel the most realistic "ninjutsu" skill is to infect yourself w aids then deduce your target.

So just don't have sex with ashaoda Kom just to be sure....

[Bluto Blutarsky]

I feel I can bring respect to the term "ninja" by inventing a really awesome highly alcoholic drink and naming it "ninja".

It would have to involve absinthe I feel.

Something that is like the anime ninja. It's deceptive but hits you crazy like 10 mins later.

[slamdunc]

I feel I can bring respect to the term "ninja" by inventing a really awesome highly alcoholic drink and naming it "ninja".

Kawasaki tried it with a motorcycle and got trumped by Suzuki with something named after an old satellite. Some dumbass even tried it with a blender; that was a fail too.

[NittyRanks]

The Ninja craze was the 80's.