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    "Can You 'Ear Me Now?" Contest! Win a Supporting Membership!

    Last edited by Pandinha; 7/06/2010 7:40pm, .

    #2
    How are you going to confirm the ear is from the poster?

    ......calls for the dog......

    ........looking for camera.....
    Carter Hargrave's Jeet Can't Do

    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=31636

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      #3
      Wooohhhoooo! I'm making this a sticky!
      Originally posted by Sifu Rudy Abel
      "Just what makes a pure grappler think he can survive with an experienced striker. Especially if that striker isn't following any particular rule set and is well aware of what the grapplers strategies are".

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        #4
        my entry

        2 seasons high school wrestling, off and on submission grappling/BJJ for a decade, judo, and now MMA.

        all that, and my ears are still pretty!

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          #5
          Originally posted by STB'A View Post
          2 seasons high school wrestling, off and on submission grappling/BJJ for a decade, judo, and now MMA.

          all that, and my ears are still pretty!

          They get a 6/10 for prettiness, and a bonus +1 for the plug.

          Could use a little bit more lobe and maybe try using some foundation next time.

          Overall score: 7/10 on the flawless scale.

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            #6
            Originally posted by hungryjoe View Post
            How are you going to confirm the ear is from the poster?

            ......calls for the dog......

            ........looking for camera.....
            Unless you routinely chew on your dog's ear, it won't get bonus points for hairiness. In fact, there will be .1 point deduction for each hair.

            Manscaping is a pre-requisite for extra points.

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              #7
              LMAO!! wow, you guys couldn't do a better job of making yourselves look like total douches. keep it up. Please. make this a gargantuan mega thread.

              bwahahahahahahaha.............

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                #8
                Originally posted by Uncle Skippy View Post
                They get a 6/10 for prettiness, and a bonus +1 for the plug.

                Could use a little bit more lobe and maybe try using some foundation next time.

                Overall score: 7/10 on the flawless scale.
                wow, you're a tough judge, i figured i would get a natural 8/10 for flawlessness with a bonus .5 to 1 for the plug.

                oh well, i'll be happy with my score. most guys with my grappling history have at least a little bit of damage to show for it. i guess i've just been lucky!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by SifuAbel View Post
                  LMAO!! wow, you guys couldn't do a better job of making yourselves look like total douches.
                  I don't understand. It is a contest.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by STB'A View Post
                    wow, you're a tough judge, i figured i would get a natural 8/10 for flawlessness with a bonus .5 to 1 for the plug.

                    oh well, i'll be happy with my score. most guys with my grappling history have at least a little bit of damage to show for it. i guess i've just been lucky!
                    Don't get me wrong. It is VERY good. Nice curvature, appropriately shaped lobe (maybe a little on the small side), ok color.

                    It just doesn't have the 'Pizzazz' to garner an 8 or 9 right now. You can always resubmit with more bling or perhaps some rouge.

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                      #11
                      like i said, you're a tough judge.

                      i can't wait to see what you have to say about some of the cauliears that the wrestlers are going to show.

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                        #12
                        OOOO!!! Fun contest! I want to win!

                        I don't know how this picture ended up on my phone, but I think my girlfriend took it. It is probably date Sept-Oct 2009 when I was last in training.



                        Mock if you dare, I need to cut my hair!
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by PizDoff View Post
                          OOOO!!! Fun contest! I want to win!

                          I don't know how this picture ended up on my phone, but I think my girlfriend took it. It is probably date Sept-Oct 2009 when I was last in training.



                          Mock if you dare, I need to cut my hair!
                          That's nasty J! I don't know how I got away from not getting my ears fucked up. I don't use ear guards, and I've taken many an elbow and punch to them.

                          I've got some normal looking ears.
                          Originally posted by Sifu Rudy Abel
                          "Just what makes a pure grappler think he can survive with an experienced striker. Especially if that striker isn't following any particular rule set and is well aware of what the grapplers strategies are".

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                            #14
                            God, all these pics of barenaked ears are making me super wet.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by PizDoff View Post
                              OOOO!!! Fun contest! I want to win!

                              I don't know how this picture ended up on my phone, but I think my girlfriend took it. It is probably date Sept-Oct 2009 when I was last in training.



                              Mock if you dare, I need to cut my hair!
                              Obviously you are going for the 'mangled' award.

                              As such, the score is inversely proportional to the size of the ear hole remaining 'open'. If the cauliflower seals off your canal completely, that would be a 10.0. If you still have more than adequate hearing, that would be a 1.0.

                              The photo does not allow me to make an accurate measurement so I'll have to give you a 4.0/10.0 due to incomplete information.

                              You can resubmit another photo from another angle if you would like a revised score.

                              Bonus points in the 'mangled' score can be earned if one of the 'cauliflowers' resemble a celebrity, living or dead or a letter of the alphabet (letter 'O' excluded).

                              Provisional score: 4.0 / 10.0

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