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    What is the stupidest ninja book ever written?

    I want to read it.


    Uh this may be really tough to decide since from what I understand there are actually many horrible ninja books out there.

    #2
    http://www.ashidakim.com/dojopress/catalogbk3.html

    Unfortunatley he is apparently on a mission at the moment (all ninjas advertise this on their websites) and so you'll have to wait to order.

    Sensei Kim and the DOJO Crew will be on a mission from Thanksgiving till Christmas 2003. No new orders, posts, or correspondence during that period. Full report on our return. Happy Holidays!!!
    The Wastrel - So attractive he HAS to be a woman.
    - Pizdoff

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      #3
      Ummm
      i got this knife throwing books with these Western doods dressed in Ninja suits and what not, but they stress its a western thrown technique . weird shite

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        #4
        Ashida Kim's "Ninja Mind Control"
        "The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time."

        -- George Bernard Shaw

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          #5
          I second "Ninja mind control"

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            #6
            he isnt on a mission, i e mailed him on saturday and the idiot replied,
            Ninja mind control, anyone got any intersting quotes from this book,

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              #7
              For all you said NINJA MIND CONTROL obviously have not seen his porn book!

              He even steals Bruce Lee quotes and use them in the book.
              ______
              Xiao Ao Jiang Hu Zhi Dong Fang Bu Bai (Laughing Proud Warrior Invincible Asia) Dark Emperor of Baji!!!

              RIP SOLDIER

              Didn't anyone ever tell him a fat man could never be a ninja
              -Gene, GODHAND

              You can't practice Judo just to win a Judo Match! You practice so that no matter what happens, you can win using Judo!
              The key to fighting two men at once is to be much tougher than both of them.
              -Daniel Tosh

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                #8
                All the Ahida Kim stuff are stupid. Biggest BS around.
                Ghost of Charles Dickens

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                  #9
                  Wait . . . I get it . . . it's a trick question, right?

                  Answer: THEY'RE ALL STUPID!

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                    #10
                    Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:

                    1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!

                    2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.

                    3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.

                    REMINDER: I am still the one and only true creator of sonichu and rosechu electric hedgehog pokemon

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                      #11
                      What the fuck. Thats Real Ultimate Power!

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                        #12
                        tae kwon do mixed with kung fu. Thats whats it is.
                        Ghost of Charles Dickens

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                          #13
                          Why does no one find it odd that Asia seems to have first hand knowledge of Ashida's porn books ?
                          The Wastrel - So attractive he HAS to be a woman.
                          - Pizdoff

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                            #14
                            Love the stance the ninja does after he "breaks" his opponent's neck.
                            "The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time."

                            -- George Bernard Shaw

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                              #15
                              Its common knowledge that Asia is the biggest pervert here. Don't you remember his very public relationship with IGBJJ? The whole debacle scarred me for life!
                              Not to mention their bastard chlid, Boyd. Poor kid never had a chance.....

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