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Owned from my guard! (Yes KFDW, but not by a CMAist you gimp!)

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  • SLJ
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    LOL, I know. I didn't exactly plan it that way, just lost control of situation.

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  • akamai
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    "damit jim, you prove your mandhood in a woman's bed, not in a police cell"

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  • SLJ
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    KFDW, I would say it was submission fighting (No-Gi) geared around striking on the ground, if that's clear enough. LOL, I have no desire to prove any manhood, I did that recently and got a nice comfy stay in a police cell for 10 hours for my trouble. Not much fun.

    Pizdoff, of course :)

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  • akamai
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    manchuria rocks! :)

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  • blankslate
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    I got Manchuria's joke the first time! I always do...he's got a comedic talent.

    ...seeing these type of things on porno flicks helps I guess.

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  • PizDoff
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    Originally posted by SLJ
    "That would be like a black man besting a Clan member, god forbid."


    That was actually pretty funny.


    Oh my, I am sorry for wasting your time Pizdoff. Will you ever forgive me ?
    Maybe we could do some grappling? :p

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  • SifuAbel
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    So you were beat down and you have to assert your lost manhood somewhere. It happens.

    I wonder what MA was this guy using, do you know? And don't say MMA, its not a style whatever you say.

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  • SLJ
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    "That would be like a black man besting a Clan member, god forbid."


    That was actually pretty funny.


    Oh my, I am sorry for wasting your time Pizdoff. Will you ever forgive me ?

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  • manchuria
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    :)

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  • drunkenj
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    manchuria--- u da man!!!!!

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  • Pandinha
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    WTF does that mean?

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  • Hedgehogey
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    Donkey guard=easily countered with world famous "donkey punch".

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  • akamai
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    no problem, now i get it, the donkey, guard.... ouch!
    maybe ignorance is bliss :p
    regardless a very educational and refreshing introduction on the use of farm animals in exotic brothels , much more interesting than any national geographics specials i've seen

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  • manchuria
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    i have talent?

    ill explain my statement:

    in some parts of the world (thailand just being the example pulled from the dark recesses of my brain) there are fewer laws regulating the sex trade than in the west, this allows experienced practitioners to incorporate special "props" not seen in the more controlled shows, barnyard animals are probably one of the cheaper and more awe inspiring of these, so it is fairly safe to assume that a participant of such a show would have her legs wrapped around the said animal (i used donkey for my example) in a BJJ guard style at some point during the show.

    Since BJJ guys are always bitching about how they train with FULL CONTACT and are TOUGHER that everyone else in the way they train isnt the logical conclusion of that philosophy to test your skills against the strongest opponent possible? A donkey would not be too far off this in my oppinion as it is much stronger and more powerful that any mere human BJJer. So i was simply making a joke out of the fact that maybe these ladies of the night in thailand train their guard more extremely than any BJJ guy and that they know the "REAL BJJ".

    apparently no1 actually understood what i said so now a mediocre joke at best has been completely triangled by nobody getting it and me having to explain it in full.

    sorry to wast everybodies time :p

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  • akamai
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    Originally posted by manchuria
    go to a thai brothel, im sure they will be more than happy to teach you the "proper way to use the guard", after all a donkey is a lot stronger than a human.

    wtf does it mean
    i am not sure what it means, but i don't think it is important. manchuria's amazing talent is grouping a set of zany words that sounds hilarious in any context: thai, brothel, guard, donkey
    you can put those words in any story and they will sound funny:
    "a thai doney asks a guard, where's the brothel, guard says, no way, you ain't getting your donkey penis wet before i do"

    "a thai, a donkey and a guard walk into a brothel..."

    see? the possibilities are endless

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