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    Battle of the Non-MA Movie Stars

    New twist on an old favorite. You can't pick stars after considering their MA backgrounds. So no "Al Bundy".

    My fighters are:

    Tom Sizemore-recent conviction, plus his barrel-chested size, bleached blonde hair and his name...come on "Size More".

    Adam Sandler-Punch Drunk Love??!1 This man is bottled fury.
    Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the fuck I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog

    #2
    Chris Farley ( RIP).

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      #3
      Shaq! His movies may suck but the dude is a house! and he has a Kung Fu video game!

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        #4
        Dave Chappelle vs. Chris Tucker. Chappelle probably smokes more chronic, so we know he's got the lung capacity to stay in for the long haul, but can he survive those crucial first minutes against Tucker's frenzied style?
        "The morning glory blooms for an hour. It differs not at heart from the giant pine, which lives for a thousand years."

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          #5
          John Wayne versus Clint Eastwood....

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            #6
            Shaq would be like Sapp...only far, far worse. You lose.
            Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the fuck I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog

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              #7
              Clint Eastwood directed and starred in "The Bridges of Madison County".

              John Wayne was a draft dodger.


              TWACKO!!! You lose.
              Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the fuck I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog

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                #8
                I'd like to see Meg Ryan step into the cage.

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                  #9
                  Jenny McArthy and Pam Anderson

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                    #10
                    Ralph Macchio vs. God

                    Oh wait, that battle already happened. Back during conception. Macchio lost. Bad.
                    Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:

                    1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!

                    2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.

                    3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.

                    REMINDER: I am still the one and only true creator of sonichu and rosechu electric hedgehog pokemon

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                      #11
                      Charles Bronson (circa 1969)
                      Mel Gibson (circa 1985)
                      Bruce Willis (circa 1995)

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                        #12
                        Pee Wee Herman v. Martha Quinn

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                          #13
                          Jim Carey vs. Jaws

                          Either the big guy in James Bond, or the shark. I don't mind.

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                            #14
                            Carson Daily and Corey Feldman vs Brock Lesner and Kurt Angle

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