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    Eritrean Headbutting 4 me?

    I have had the good fortune to get in contact with a lady who knows some "testamen"- Eritrean headbutters. There are several questions I must ask myself and others regarding this art:

    1. I already have a damaged brain and stuffed neck and neuralgic pain and a bad back. On the plus side I have a pretty damn hard head. Should I indulge?

    2. Even though I'm quite sure this problem got sorted out milennia ago, would there be co-ordination, depth perception head and neck conditioning exercises I can do for improvement and training?

    3. Headbutting is cool! :cool: How long should I train before smacking people in the face with my cranium is a realistic proposition?

    The Eritrean woman I spoke to was LOVELY and they seem like my sort of people.

    What does everyone else think. I think, assuming I can find someone to train me, I say I should go for it!
    What am I?:

    I am ignorant, thieving, lying, hypocrital, violent and thoroughly self obssessed. I steal from others to make myself look better, only to make the item or information worse.

    I go on and on and ON about how brave and strong and brilliant and wealthy I am, but in the end I'm all mouth and no trousers.

    That's right children, I'm your average AMERICUNT! and I exemplify AMERICA!:911flag:

    :occasion1

    JohnnyCache's "retort" proving how much he knows about medicine and geography and First World countries:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...=78188&page=22

    Yes, through persistent lack of work and the cultivation of ignorance, he is a true American.

    #2
    1) and 2) Unsurprisingly, I'm going to say - See your doctor. He'll have a good idea as to what you can/can't do, and what excercises will help out.
    3) As for the amount of time you should practice before trying to crack someone with a glasgow kiss, I'd say however long it takes before someone riles you up enough for you to do it. If you're going to do it, then bloody well do it, theres no sodding point getting all introspective about whether you'll pull it off or not.
    4) They like YOUR sort of people? Are there enough brain damaged sociopaths out there to classify as a distinct subgroup? Just asking.
    Taking responsibility for my actions since 1989

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      #3
      A head-butting disicipline from Eritrea... sounds very esoteric!
      "The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time."

      -- George Bernard Shaw

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        #4
        psssssst, Osiris, he's crazy and he will bite you!
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          #5
          Headbutting IS cool! Provided your technique is right and youve had enough time to recover from your trauma.

          1. Make sure you keep your eyes open instead of letting the blink reflex happen. That way you can make sure you hit the right spot, esp. target the nose with your forehead (a good inch or two above your eyebrow).
          2. Also, keep your chin pointed towards your chest and brace your neck upon contact.

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            #6
            You can do a reverse head butt too.

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              #7
              Head strikes (butting is SO crude) do need practice. Just like the angle of the ankle in front kicks; chin down, chin straight, thrust forward, thrust downward and so forth. It isn't rocket science, but it does take a bit of time to get good at it. It took me six months to get a good left jab and I'd say it wouldn't take that long to get face destroying 'butts' down. We'd form a line and one guy at a time would hold up his hand or pad and everyone would go around in turn smacking it.
              "Preparing mentally, the most important thing is, if you aren't doing it for the love of it, then don't do it." - Benny Urquidez

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                #8
                Eritrea rules. Since I went there in 99, I have been planning on going back. They are some of the most giving and honest people I have ever met.

                Plus the women are incredibly lovely.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by SamHarber
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                  4) They like YOUR sort of people? Are there enough brain damaged sociopaths out there to classify as a distinct subgroup? Just asking. [/B]
                  I've said it once before, it needs saying again: I love you SamHarber
                  What am I?:

                  I am ignorant, thieving, lying, hypocrital, violent and thoroughly self obssessed. I steal from others to make myself look better, only to make the item or information worse.

                  I go on and on and ON about how brave and strong and brilliant and wealthy I am, but in the end I'm all mouth and no trousers.

                  That's right children, I'm your average AMERICUNT! and I exemplify AMERICA!:911flag:

                  :occasion1

                  JohnnyCache's "retort" proving how much he knows about medicine and geography and First World countries:
                  http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...=78188&page=22

                  Yes, through persistent lack of work and the cultivation of ignorance, he is a true American.

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                    #10
                    1. <b>I already have a damaged brain</b> and stuffed neck and neuralgic pain and a bad back. On the plus side I have a pretty damn hard head. Should I indulge?

                    [...]

                    3. <b>Headbutting is cool!</b> How long should I train before smacking people in the face with my cranium is a realistic proposition?

                    Er... Do you really want an answer to this...?

                    So Testa really exists, that's cool...

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