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    NEWSFLASH: Bear enters Pride

    After two recent high-profile bouts in the US and Japan, Billy "the Bear" Bear who boasts an MMA record of 0-0-2, has thrown his hat into the Pride arena.

    Little is known about this powerfully-built fighter, but he has become an instant sensation in Japan, already signed up for advertising deals and a slot on Japan's most popular TV chatshow.

    His popularity is not shared by other fighters and MMA fans however. There have been widespread claims by sherdoggers that his upcoming fight will be a "work" to woo Japanese fight fans. And fighters remain unconvinced.

    "He will not escape my triangle" - Minotauro

    "I will tap him within 45 seconds of R1" - Arona

    "It is a sad day for martial arts when a big hulk of muscle with no technique can come along and mix it up for the novelty bucks." - Bob Sapp.

    #2
    I thought the bears who had been beaten up by girls and old men had done some BJJ and decided to send in their representative.

    & If that guy's supposed to be good, why is he 0-0-2...

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      #3
      Well, he got beaten up by a girl and a 70 year old judoka.

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        #4
        He heh, so I thought...

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          #5
          Did anyone see that "Man vs Beast" when that guy tried to eat more hotdogs than a bear?

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            #6
            I'm lost. Is this a real article?

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              #7
              silly boyd

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                #8
                God damn you.

                Marital Status: CURRENTLY DOING TRADITIONAL KARMA SUTRA FOR HOMO!

                --Fatality Dragon
                Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:

                1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!

                2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.

                3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.

                REMINDER: I am still the one and only true creator of sonichu and rosechu electric hedgehog pokemon

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                  #9
                  no he doesn't, he loves me

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                    #10
                    Ok, there would be problems with the Humane Society etc, but whatever they want for PPV, I would pay it to see Noguiera try and armbar a bear.

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                      #11
                      I would pay it to see Noguiera try and armbar a bear.
                      Didn't he already?

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                        #12
                        Bob Sapp look somewhat like a bear!

                        It is a rat eat rat world.

                        "A magical place where I have a freakish large penis and I am also the king of the mushroom people." - by Omen Stone
                        I would pick bag work over masturbating, fighting over sex, and KOing someone over having a orgasm!

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                          #13
                          so does my ass!



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                            #14
                            ROFL! BC, that's a pretty sweet post!

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