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    #2
    That was good for a giggle. Thanks for posting!

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      #3
      Iai-do Tai Chi sword-drawing . . . with Magic Pants!!

      Kiai a scream of desperation and disappointment that more time was not spend on actually learing to fight. Akin to the sound a gerbil makes just as it slides down the gullet.

      Sash Chinese martial arts better and older than everyone else. So we did not create these after them. No. Not at all. Fuck you.

      SCA Virgin

      ATA Martial Arts Amway

      --J.D.
      Why yes, I still have sand in my vagina! It is because I am a lying cowardly child who got buttfucked by MEANIE Doctor X! I also do not know the Latin and it makes me cry!!--Phrost

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        #4
        Nothing about chi and farting?

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          #5
          Originally posted by Doctor X
          Iai-do Tai Chi sword-drawing . . . with Magic Pants!!
          You're just jealous because you don't get to wear the magic pants!
          "Listen to Iscariot you Vicchysoise ninja-fuckers!" - kohadril
          "Are you going to rise to godhood out of the ashes of Earth? " - frumpleswift
          "I'll pray for you Iscariot." - Mas
          "Iscariot, check your pulse and report back. We need to know if you are in fact, not alive." - Lu Tzu
          "Iscariot is victorious!" - Dai Tenshi
          "More God delusions." - DAYoung
          "Iscariot, despite our obvious doctrinal differences, I salute your exquisite bastardry, and take back half of all the bad things I ever said about you." - Zendetta

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            #6
            Originally posted by Iscariot
            You're just jealous because you don't get to wear the magic pants!
            Runs away crying . . . runs back . . . picks up ball . . . runs away again. . . .

            --J.D.
            Why yes, I still have sand in my vagina! It is because I am a lying cowardly child who got buttfucked by MEANIE Doctor X! I also do not know the Latin and it makes me cry!!--Phrost

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              #7
              Originally posted by Doctor X
              Runs away crying . . . runs back . . . picks up ball . . . runs away again. . . .

              --J.D.
              See the power of the magic pants! Look how they drive away those that mock them!

              You will adapt to service the magic pants. All your base are belong to the magic pants. Resistance to the magic pants is, and always has been, futile!
              "Listen to Iscariot you Vicchysoise ninja-fuckers!" - kohadril
              "Are you going to rise to godhood out of the ashes of Earth? " - frumpleswift
              "I'll pray for you Iscariot." - Mas
              "Iscariot, check your pulse and report back. We need to know if you are in fact, not alive." - Lu Tzu
              "Iscariot is victorious!" - Dai Tenshi
              "More God delusions." - DAYoung
              "Iscariot, despite our obvious doctrinal differences, I salute your exquisite bastardry, and take back half of all the bad things I ever said about you." - Zendetta

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                #8
                I forgot how to laugh!
                [img=http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/2364/8026700123940loij9.th.jpg]

                "God damn America" --Muammar al-Gaddafi

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Canuckyokushin
                  I forgot how to laugh!
                  Failed, I have.

                  Into exile at Sociocide, I must go.
                  "Listen to Iscariot you Vicchysoise ninja-fuckers!" - kohadril
                  "Are you going to rise to godhood out of the ashes of Earth? " - frumpleswift
                  "I'll pray for you Iscariot." - Mas
                  "Iscariot, check your pulse and report back. We need to know if you are in fact, not alive." - Lu Tzu
                  "Iscariot is victorious!" - Dai Tenshi
                  "More God delusions." - DAYoung
                  "Iscariot, despite our obvious doctrinal differences, I salute your exquisite bastardry, and take back half of all the bad things I ever said about you." - Zendetta

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                    #10
                    I dont wear magic pants, but i got magic pajamas.
                    www.dragonmma.ca

                    http://www.realselfdefensecenter.com/

                    http://z11.invisionfree.com/The_Phat...543abc&act=idx



                    Because i think he's funny.

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                      #11
                      Somebody delivered me up the Magic Pants!!!

                      --J.D.
                      Why yes, I still have sand in my vagina! It is because I am a lying cowardly child who got buttfucked by MEANIE Doctor X! I also do not know the Latin and it makes me cry!!--Phrost

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