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    Happy Independence Day


    #2
    Dude, that ninja sucks! He obviously didn't learn how to flip out and cut peoples' heads off very well.

    Happy Indy Day guys!

    Regards,
    CrimsonTiger

    "This place has a lot of potential."
    "Yeah! Man, it's a HO-asis!" - 2 Fast 2 Furious
    Regards,
    CrimsonTiger

    "Na'h, they should go to old school rules.
    One guy gets sword and sheild, the other gets a net and a trident.
    Lions eat christians between rounds." - Strong Machine

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      #3
      Actually, I do believe they're both ninjas...Michael Dudikoff, right?


      "If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - for ever."
      Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the fuck I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog

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        #4
        Oh and...Happy 4th (Canada Day) to our Canadian brothers and sisters as well.

        "If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - for ever."

        Edited by - The Wastrel on July 04 2003 12:18:31
        Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the fuck I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog

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          #5
          Close. Ours was on July 1st (Tuesday). But thank you! You're the only person who's even come close to remembering. LOL!

          Regards,
          CrimsonTiger

          "This place has a lot of potential."
          "Yeah! Man, it's a HO-asis!" - 2 Fast 2 Furious
          Regards,
          CrimsonTiger

          "Na'h, they should go to old school rules.
          One guy gets sword and sheild, the other gets a net and a trident.
          Lions eat christians between rounds." - Strong Machine

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            #6
            Those aren't real ninjas. The real ninjas are on Tenchu.

            Happy B-day America

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              #7
              Well that was the best image I could dig up with both an American flag, and Ninjas.

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                #8
                well thanks Wastrel


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                  #9
                  Only another ninja can kill a ninja.
                  Lies! Pirates > Ninjas.

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                    #10
                    So, a pirate could kill a ninja?

                    "Everybody knows...if the police have to chase you down, they're brining an ass kicking with them". - Chris Rock
                    "Onward we stagger, and if the tanks come, may God help the tanks." - Col. William O. Darby

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                      #11
                      Dude, you're kidding right?!? It's all right here...

                      www.realultimatepower.net

                      (Ironically, my friend and my brother JUST sent this to me two days ago...I was laughing at them. "That's like, SO old!")

                      Regards,
                      CrimsonTiger

                      "This place has a lot of potential."
                      "Yeah! Man, it's a HO-asis!" - 2 Fast 2 Furious
                      Regards,
                      CrimsonTiger

                      "Na'h, they should go to old school rules.
                      One guy gets sword and sheild, the other gets a net and a trident.
                      Lions eat christians between rounds." - Strong Machine

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                        #12
                        That's just ninja propaganda. I haven't gotten around to making the pirate website to counter such ridiculous claims of ninjas killing pirates.

                        Can you tell me of a SINGLE time in history in which a Pirate was EVER killed by a lowly Ninja?

                        I didn't think so.

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                          #13
                          Wrong.

                          Franciscan monks > Pirates > Ninjas

                          ~
                          danny

                          "All this talk about 'newbies' is making me a little nervous. You guys don't have any sort of secret hazing initiation involving wooden paddles and me screaming 'Thank you sir, may I have another?!' do you?"

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                            #14
                            A simple comparative analysis reveals the superiority of the PIRATE!. For example:

                            Modes of Transportation
                            PIRATE! Ship>Tabi

                            Secret Headquarters
                            Secret Caribbean Island>Secret Japanese Castle

                            Weaponry
                            Cannon>Ninja-To

                            Animal Companion
                            Parrot who can say "Ninjas Suck">None

                            Reputation
                            You can't just claim to be a PIRATE! and then plead secrecy when asked for proof. You must:

                            Demonstrate proficiency with a saber
                            Tie complicated knots
                            Work on a PIRATE! ship

                            Plus there is no PIRATE! version of Ashida Kim...which pretty much destroys ninjas...

                            Additionally, a ninja has a job he must perform. A PIRATE! could always sit around and drink RUM!. Which brings up another point; ninjas do not, as far as I know, grace any liquor bottles.

                            THEREFORE....PIRATES! ROOL! Har.

                            "If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - for ever."
                            Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the fuck I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog

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                              #15
                              "Plus there is no PIRATE! version of Ashida Kim...which pretty much destroys ninjas..."

                              Well, there is that Captain Hook character. What kind of a pirate was he, getting his ass kicked by a sissy in green tights?

                              "Everybody knows...if the police have to chase you down, they're brining an ass kicking with them". - Chris Rock
                              "Onward we stagger, and if the tanks come, may God help the tanks." - Col. William O. Darby

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