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    Martial Arts vs' The Undead?

    I was watching Resident Evil again last night, and I thought to myself....

    What are the most effective arts against the various types of Unliving? You know, skeletons, zombies, vampires, werewolves etc.

    So, which art, and why.
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    #2
    Any blade art, using silver blades of course. ;-)
    Iaijutsu, kali/escrima...

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      #3
      anything fast and long range.

      Mostly kicks, because although they move slowly, theyre immune to pain other than when things get broken/snapped, so punches/grappling would be innefective

      would I get flamed for saying - taekwondo? haha

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        #4
        Bujinkan Ninjutsu - especially their 'kajutsu', that is the art of using explosives. LOL

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          #5
          Dude don't bother. Don't you know that Ashida Kim and his army of the undead are all but invincible? Especially to the likes of AA and Osiris.

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            #6
            *snap snap snap*

            Thai thigh kicks dude! From there it's just a good ol' stompin'!

            Of course, gotta watch those nasty fingernails.

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              #7
              A katana.

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                #8
                as long as you jog at a good pace and don't fall, you'll be fine...people always fall though

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                  #9
                  Have you seen "28 days later"? They have fast zombies. Alright, they're not actually zombies, but as good as.
                  Also... vampires (buffy, dusk till dawn, mr vampire) are all fast undead. How would you deal with those (assuming you don't have any handy stakes)
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                    #10
                    hrm....i didn't think of that...

                    I'd tell vampires i have yellow fever.

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                      #11
                      I think in a case like this, only one type of art would be effective. It would have to be one of the mystical arts ofcourse.

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                        #12
                        does chi work against the undead, or do you have to use anti-chi?

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                        (I've been) Looking for rep. points in all the wrong places...
                        Searching for gold in too many faces...
                        There is no cheating, there is only jiu-jitsu.

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                          #13
                          If I have scarlet fever, does that mean I'm attracted to people with sunburns?

                          Regards,
                          CrimsonTiger

                          "Wake me up.
                          Bid my blood to run.
                          I can't wake up.
                          Before I come undone.
                          Save me.
                          Save me from the nothing I've become." -Evanescence, Bring Me To Life
                          Regards,
                          CrimsonTiger

                          "Na'h, they should go to old school rules.
                          One guy gets sword and sheild, the other gets a net and a trident.
                          Lions eat christians between rounds." - Strong Machine

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                            #14
                            no it means you're attracted to single unwed mothers who have priest fetishes

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                              #15
                              hmm joint locks and pain techniques won't work

                              you can't submit them, eye jabs won't work, throat strikes won't work


                              maybe you have to kick their heads off!
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