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    10 killer handshake defenses: Tragicomic BS of epic proportions

    Okay, maybe it's not quite "epic" but it sure is ridiculous, sad, horrible, and bullshido.

    This is a video of aikidoish crappling, so if you don't feel up to it, by all means don't watch it. If you do decide to watch it, you're eyes may bleed. (Mine almost did.)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cb469TrzT-E

    P.S. If you have a youtube account, please vote this shit down
    and give it the comments it deserves, thanks.

    #2
    #3 is ridiculous, but i've used #4 and #5.
    #5 doesn't always work though. There are 2 kinds of thumbs, Curved and straight. This trick does not work on people with straight thumbs.

    The rest are complicated standing bent and straight armbars that probably won't work.

    There's an #11th. While holding the persons hand, bitch slap them as hard as you can.


    Man, that shit is hilarious.
    Last edited by Neildo; 7/08/2006 4:00pm, .
    :new_all_c

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      #3
      They are all ridiculous. Besides, whats to stop one from getting a big ass punch in the face on #5, since you're using both hands?
      Bullshido the lot of it.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Backdraft
        Besides, whats to stop one from getting a big ass punch in the face on #5, since you're using both hands?
        That the unsuspecting handshakee doesn't know that you're going to do it.

        This isn't Self defence, These are Dirty Tricks.
        :new_all_c

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          #5
          You have to be a sniveling mangina to fall prey to the good ol' "Thumb On Top of Your Thumb Joint Lock".

          Or you have to be this guy:



          doing it to this guy:

          Originally posted by Exodus
          Helio was submitted by Kimura

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            #6
            Check out more videos from this dude.

            http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=ldescher

            Can we say 'compliant?'

            I knew you could.
            :new_all_c

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              #7
              fantasy...

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                #8
                #1 works in theory, but if you do it fast enougth to not get hit your more likey to damage the wrist then thow them
                the lock in #2 wokrs but you may get hit tryin 2 put it on,
                #3 is silly & weak
                Don't know about #4
                #5 Would hurt but u'd need a finish before they broke out
                #6 is an effective brake if ur fast & thery don't let go, you'd be beter with a 2 handed grip (i.e. left on the wrist)
                similar deat with #7 but it can leed into a take down, pull the arm through further & drop your weight onto the shoulder.
                #8 might well not work on a flexable oponent and even if it dose u leave ur self exposed to a kideny shot.
                9& 10 are just passable but not great options & could fail.
                "This won't hurt me a bit..." - My training partner.:new_astha

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                  #9
                  They ALL work in theory.

                  If it works in theory, it won't work in practice.
                  If it works in practice, it won't work in the field.
                  I can't remember who wrote that.
                  :new_all_c

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                    #10
                    They also all suck. And the other videos from that guy blow too.

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                      #11
                      Wow. That is the gayest shit I've ever fucking seen and I've watched Richard Simmons have a three way with Siegfried and Roy. Not really, but that's still totally fucking romo.

                      Compliant? More like bitchpuppets. "Over here, bitch. Now twist and fall. Good boy. Have a snack."

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                        #12
                        that's whdy i said in theory, if some's reaction are slowed e.g. through alcohol then it might be of use.
                        Anyway, howm anytime are you going 2 want 2 attack some one whod's just offerd to shake you hand?
                        "This won't hurt me a bit..." - My training partner.:new_astha

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                          #13
                          If a technique implies a weaker opponent, it is fucking useless.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Backdraft
                            If a technique implies a weaker opponent, it is fucking useless.
                            Not if your attempting to limit the damage
                            "This won't hurt me a bit..." - My training partner.:new_astha

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Nate1481
                              Not if your attempting to limit the damage
                              :XXspam:

                              :beatdead:

                              Please stop. The _ng _un threads have been less lately. The aiki-bunnies are not out in force. Just stop.

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