bad "Ju-jitsu" pics of disaster

[eviechu]

So I was driving home one day and I pass by a sign that says... Jiu-Jitsu!! visit Mrlemm.com. So I am like hrmm.. .cause I am always up for possible crappling in my quest in the bjjihad.

I find out that it is Ju-Jitsu not Jiu-Jitsu. I am supposing he thinks this is traditional jujutsu, only it's probably not that, given that it looks like something after the meiji period AND he romanizes it incorrectly.
Meh. I really dunno. But I didn't care ... cause I found what I wanted. Crappling.

I'd like everyone to see how he's attempting an rnc without first getting hooks in



"frustrating seth", and INFURIATING everyone who looks at this:


Why do fools "fall" in love? Or why do fools crapple? (Take a look at her grip.)


Remember that Simpson's episdoe where Bart gives Lisa a indian burn in the shape of a heart? Check out the guy colorful stripes on his belt. Oh bad me, a gay JJ joke. *fwap* Also notice that the title says Ashai Gatame, but the title of the pic says take down... alright. go figure.


Okay.. to quote Hedge... HOW DO ARMBAR?!?! Yeah... I think, this is just me, that he is holding the arm way to low. Holding it this low allows for the other to preform the armbar defence by holding the opposite bicep. Yeah.. hold down at the wrist dude.


Here he ruins grappling for everyone.

[GranoblasticMan]

Holy crap, a one-month n00b at BJJ (myself) could crapple better than that!


By the way, I get pwned by 15-year-olds. Yeah, I just thought I'd admit that here in the open.

[Poop Loops]

Why the fuck do people keep saying "Look, they spell it JU JITSU! Seriously, it doesn't fucking matter because it's romanization. It's spelled like it's heard, that's all.

Yeah, the grappling is crap, though.

Grappling Kata? Please.

The Gi's also seem kind of thin.

[eviechu]

Why the fuck do people keep saying "Look, they spell it JU JITSU! Seriously, it doesn't fucking matter because it's romanization. It's spelled like it's heard, that's all.

Yeah, the grappling is crap, though.

Grappling Kata? Please.

The Gi's also seem kind of thin.

Yeah he mentioned all of the types of spellings on the website, I think alot of places prefer to spell it Ju-jitsu at times to seperate themselves from BJJ.

[GranoblasticMan]

Yeah he mentioned all of the types of spellings on the website, I think alot of places prefer to spell it Ju-jitsu at times to seperate themselves from BJJ.

I hereby propose the spelling of "ju-jitsu" should hereafter be: "Jew Jitzoo"

[bushi51]

Zhoo-Zhitsoo

me thinks

[rino86]

so if his hand is on the elbow in that armbar, why doesn't the dude just bend his arm? I mean ya crappy technique blah blah but thats just simple logic man!

[Camus]

buncha dorky crackas

[UltimateGaijin]

so if his hand is on the elbow in that armbar, why doesn't the dude just bend his arm? I mean ya crappy technique blah blah but thats just simple logic man!

people have to understand that that photo represents a brief moment in time, and we dont know what happend before or after. It's quite possible that he's pointing something out to the student. Obvious really, as an armber couldnt really be done with his hands there.

[MaverickZ]

context? for any of them?

[UltimateGaijin]

context? for any of them?

the armbar pic. Imagine if you went to watch Randy train and he's showing some guy how to do an armbar, and after the guy taps, Randy takes his hands off and touches the guys elbow, saying "feel where your' elbow is? this is where it should be. If it's lower you'll just end up trying to break his forearm, like Sylvia." At this time someone tackes are photo, and there you have Randy crappling

[Beaton Yu]

Why ya gotta rain on the hate parade?

[roly]

drawing conclusions

i wonder why bullshido sometimes loses credibilty...

at ANY bjj class you could tape and find moments frozen in time that look like terrible crappling


^ guy on bottom just starting an escape??




this is demonstrating an escape from kesa gatame??



yeah, got me there this one looks wierd



just did a hip throw?


"ok, class, this is where the fulcrum is"

[/QUOTE]
this is a skrimping drill?


sometimes you need context, give me a few moments and i'll find all sorts of silly looking bjj positions (when taken out of context)

[JohnnyFive]

You should just spell it 'JUDO'. Sheesh.

[UltimateGaijin]

good to see some semse comin along. Except for that girl one, hard to explain that as a moment in time