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    the bastard child of sambo & BJJ

    it's SAMBO JIU-JITSU

    and now you can learn this highly effective martial art for only $9.95/month in the comfort of your own home!!!!!

    http://www.commercemarketplace.com/e...itsu/home.html

    #2
    kids these days...

    at least it's cheap...lol

    I'll check monthly and see the free moves at least



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      RIP SOLDIER

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        #4
        PROPERLY APPLIED ONE OF THESE COMBAT WRESTLING TECHNIQUE'S CAN END THE CONFRONTATION.
        That's the last apostrophe used in a plural that I'm going to tolerate, ever. Give the janitors a raise and some ammonia, 'cause if I see another one of those, there's going to be some blood to get out of the carpet.
        "The morning glory blooms for an hour. It differs not at heart from the giant pine, which lives for a thousand years."

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          #5
          "95% OF ALL CONFRONTATIONS GO TO THE GROUND. CAN YOU PROTECT YOURSELF ????????. IT'S NOT A THOUGHT OF WILL IT HAPPEN BUT WHEN."

          really?



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            #6
            Ew, I'm glad they came up with something original. God this is the epitome of a mcdojo.

            Go away I'm talking to myself

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              #7
              Sam-jitsu ?

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              El Guapo says, ""You can buy muscles, but you can't buy COJONES!"
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              The Wastrel - So attractive he HAS to be a woman.
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                #8
                Bitchjitsu: the technique your wife uses to get you to do something you really don't want to.

                You can't make a man by standing a sheep on its hindlegs but if you get a group of men together you can create a herd of sheep.

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                  #9
                  Bad day at home WTDude? :)

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                  El Guapo says, ""You can buy muscles, but you can't buy COJONES!"
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                  The Wastrel - So attractive he HAS to be a woman.
                  - Pizdoff

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