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    Best imaginary BJJ move name

    If you could invent a BJJ move, what would you name it? Me, I'd go for Mata mono, or to kill the monkey, or becuase like mata leon (to kill the lion), to choke the monkey. Fortunately, this technique could be practiced alone or with others, but excessive repitition could cuase soreness

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    STFU n00b!

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      #3
      STFU n3wb!

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        #4
        Can everyone STFU with the 'STFU noob' comments.
        Its not funny.



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          #5
          ::grabs his crotch:: FingerorMoon, you're a pussy.

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            #6
            its not funny, but its the only thing keeping my post up here, so i don't really mind :-)

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              #7
              post whores.. *mumble mumble*


              My first fake BJJ move would be called "plucking the chicken" and it would involve pantsing a helpless foe caught in a stack (a wrestling move), giving them a wedgie and then bouncing around the ring like daffy duck after he/she submits yelling hoo hoo hohohooo.

              (more later)


              Edited by - 9chambers on May 13 2003 00:00:16

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                #8
                D,

                I like the move "Elephant swinging his trunk in the guard" myself.

                Really apt when speaking about myself. NOT. =o)

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                  #9
                  ::grabs his crotch:: FingerorMoon, you're a pussy
                  Now thats funny!


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                  El Guapo says, ""You can buy muscles, but you can't buy COJONES!"
                  --------
                  The Wastrel - So attractive he HAS to be a woman.
                  - Pizdoff

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                    #10
                    I call this one "The Muppet"

                    It involves shoving your hand so far up your opponent's ass that you can manipulate his mouth into forming the words, "I have been owned."



                    Edited by - Repulsive Monkey on May 13 2003 04:16:33

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                      #11
                      The "pruner" where you amputate your opponent's fingers at the first joint with your teeth

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                          #13
                          ... to choke the monkey. Fortunately, this technique could be practiced alone or with others, but excessive repitition could cuase soreness
                          Insert joke here.

                          hehehe

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                            #14
                            I call this one "The Emin Dry Hump" .. first you wait until a senior citizen starts to walk away then you start chain slapping the back of his head until he falls down and then you go straight to the missionary position and start humping him.

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                              #15
                              how about.....

                              "mata fowl"
                              or in English
                              "Choking the chicken"

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