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    A, Kim:when being a ninja master just isn't enough

    Okay.

    Ashida Kim has provided me with more humor than any other person alive; this latest yarn he's spewing takes the cake. I mean really takes the cake. As in, there's no more cake left... Is it your birthday? TOO BAD!!! NO CAKE FOR YOU!!!

    Apparently being being a Master Ninja wasn't enough for him.

    Being a "revolutionary" wasn't enough for him.

    Being at the forefront of fighting terrorism (without actually leaving your couch) was not enough for him.

    Being the self proclaimed leader-guy for the Black Dragon Fighting Society, AKA: a weird cult of screwballs, wasn't enough for him. (though i could understand why that didn't pan out... not that even the seriously mentally retarded would be able to choke down this guys BS for very long).

    He's a man of vision (probably not 20/20 but what the hell; liking frogs in Florida will do that to a guy). If you have read this man's webpage at least once you are probably familiar with at least some of the tough jobs the humble Ashida Kim has bestowed upon himself with little or no effort (or was that little or no coherent thoughts, i get the two confused).

    Now he's truly done something that I thought only big fat guys who run comic book shops on The Simpsons cartoon would be capable of doing and not be in a straight jacket faster than you can say, "frontal labotomy".

    Ashida Kim, AKA Chris Hunter, has finally come forward with his new and improved identity as...

    a JEDI MASTER.

    I KID YOU NOT.


    But wait there's more!!! Ashida Kim has finally found the only group of losers that could possibly hail him as a leader of some sort... people who seriously refer to themselves as Jedi's.

    Check out this link.

    http://www.ashidakim.com/jedi/index.html




    OH GOD!!!! HELP US ALL!!! He's finally going to be able to make good on all those veiled threats he's made over the last couple of years...

    Which move do you think will be in his next paper back or leaflet:

    Lightning bolts from the finger tips
    -or-
    Choking people to death with telekinesis.

    Wait, wait, wait... i know why he's traded in Ninjitsu for being a Jedi Master... it's so clear to me... Maybe with the Jedi mind trick he might actually be able to sell enough books to move out of his parents house in Florida.

    Seriously though, he can't even do this crap right, let alone being a ninja master... He's mixing in lines from Star Trek in his whole Jedi schpeel.

    In my opinion, ASHIDA KIM, is the funniest man alive and the all time biggest scoring Bullshidoka by shear lameness alone.





    Edited by - chris_ketchens on May 07 2003 05:42:54
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    #2
    Dumbass doesn't even list Kurosawa as one of the Jedi prophets, when everyone knows A New Hope was lifted from Hidden Fortress.

    A case like this is a catch-22, someone who can only be helped of their own volition, but have no desire to change their condition.
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      #3
      They have whole threads devoted to "How to build a real lightsaber" ... which is actually sort of cool, and hey, I'd buy one.

      "I'm willing to bet I could fuck up an emu real good, if I got the drop on the bastard."
      -- KC Elbows, my new hero.
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        #4
        If he actually managed to build a real, functional one, would he still be bullshido?

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          #5
          Yes -- but a very competant engineer.

          "I'm willing to bet I could fuck up an emu real good, if I got the drop on the bastard."
          -- KC Elbows, my new hero.
          Monkey Ninjas! Attack!

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            #6
            Does this mean that Ashida having previously created ninja porn will now create Jedi porn?

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              #7
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              Go away I'm talking to myself

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                #8
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                  #9
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                  Go away I'm talking to myself

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                    #10
                    I have heard of these "jedis". They want to force governments to recoginze their "religion"

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                      #11
                      Isn't all things Jedi trademarked ?
                      As soon as he tries to SELL something he will feel the wrath of Darth Lucas.

                      I do like that it seems to have been Australian's that have inspired him. I love the Australian sense of humor. The national newspapers were pretty much encouraging people to put it on there just to mess with the government census.

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                        #12
                        "Church of the Jedi"

                        HOLY SHIT!

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                          #13
                          I... can't... stop.... laughing.... my.... fuck....... ass........ off...... I now need to go see a docter.

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                            #14
                            check the Off-Topic forum for more Jedi garbage

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                              #15
                              How the hell do the Kingons come into play with the Jedi's? I feel a religous war coming on between the Jedi's and the Trekkies

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