Hi. You are reading an archive of the legendary Bullshido forums, from 2002-2020. Please visit our NEW and (arguably) improved forums at https://forums.bullshido.net.
(Or don't, this is just an announcement and nobody's holding a gun to your head.)
Pictures are worth a thousand words:
I haf teh Ant1-gr4pple!!! Nut poke vs eye poke... WHO WINZ??!?!
Ohh yeahhh feel teh chi
......wtf?
I can't really say how the school is without going there, but looking at the website (videos, pictures, profiles), it looks like a LARPer-type dojo. Complete with teh ant1-gr4ppl3, shown in the videos.
the very first thing i thought of when i saw this picture was the scene in kung pow with the old man about to perform the 'fist of fury' on his students. "eeny meeny miney mo, i wonder where my glove will go"
dont you know about vital point no.213 : the monkey does the prostat touch.
lethal.
I once dated a girl studying jujutsu at university, for cross training purposes of course. She often demonstated the "monkey does the prostate touch" technique as one part of her response to a eye poke. Well not so much an eye poke as shown, in that I didn't use my hands at all and I wasn't shoving anything in her eyes.......
Well i'm fairly interested in weapons training. I was more keen to see what people thought of the syllabus, and also whether anyone has heard of this guy, and what they make of his bio..
I've previously trained in Isshinryu Karate (several years ago now), but am looking for something new. A good friend of mine is training BJJ with John Wills and I will be doing a bit of grappling with him fortnightly. What would you guys suggest, bearing in mind that i'm looking for something more traditional.
Actually, a martial art based on Ric Flair would be hilariously awesome. The practicioners wouldn't wear gis, but sequinned robes, and instead of coloured obi, there'd be 16 rank levels, each representing one of Naitch's world title wins, and of course each rank belt would be the respective World Title belt. Noobs would learn breakfalls (the Flair Flop out of the corner, Flair's one-side-only bumping style due to the plane crash injuries), eye poke from the collar & elbow, that sort of stuff.
Intermediate students would learn stuff like roll-ups with hooking of the uke's tights, maybe the spinning toe hold (as a precursor to learning t3h d34l3y Figure 4 Leglock) and introductory blading techniques.
Advanced levels would get the Figure 4, multiple attacker drills (where the student is one of the multiple attackers, Four Horsemen style) and the s3cr3t kuden of the mastery of being a jet flyin', limousine ridin', kiss stealin', wheelin', dealin' son of a gun. WOOOO!
Actually, a martial art based on Ric Flair would be hilariously awesome. The practicioners wouldn't wear gis, but sequinned robes, and instead of coloured obi, there'd be 16 rank levels, each representing one of Naitch's world title wins, and of course each rank belt would be the respective World Title belt. Noobs would learn breakfalls (the Flair Flop out of the corner, Flair's one-side-only bumping style due to the plane crash injuries), eye poke from the collar & elbow, that sort of stuff.
Intermediate students would learn stuff like roll-ups with hooking of the uke's tights, maybe the spinning toe hold (as a precursor to learning t3h d34l3y Figure 4 Leglock) and introductory blading techniques.
Advanced levels would get the Figure 4, multiple attacker drills (where the student is one of the multiple attackers, Four Horsemen style) and the s3cr3t kuden of the mastery of being a jet flyin', limousine ridin', kiss stealin', wheelin', dealin' son of a gun. WOOOO!
...
I'll get my coat. :-P
I find your ideas interesting and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Comment