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    Bob Sapp Vs. Adult Male Silverback Gorilla

    Odds please?
    Brendayan
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    #2
    I'd say the Gorilla would win, a silver back wouldn't stand a chance against him.

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      #3
      Sapp would dominate until the gorilla lands a shot on his liver :)

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        #4
        Hard to call. Same species and all....

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          #5
          The problem is, how would they set up the fight? Animal rights groups wouldn't allow it to happen in Vegas, or in any other venue for that matter.

          The solution? Drug him, then drop him into a zoo with only his boxers on. Wait for the zookeeper to fence him in with the gorillas, then it's on like donkey kong.
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            #6
            The gorilla will win, by an immense margin. Primates are incredibly strong for their size. Even chimps are seriously strong. I can't see how a human can take on a gorilla and win. It's a huge mismatch..

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              #7
              but Sapps a beast!
              lol this thread is stupid

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                #8
                Wait...I thought Sapp WAS an adult male silverback gorilla

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                  #9
                  Gorillas weigh like 800 pounds, thats a lot of muscle.....
                  They can prolly bite pretty damn hard too!!! Sapp could end up loosing a finger or more, depending on the rules of course :)

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                    #10
                    no biting, this is the octagon!

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                      #11
                      Are you gonna tell an 800 pound gorilla what to do???

                      I dont think even Big John is THAT brave!!!!

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                        #12
                        no biting, this is the octagon!
                        Note: Piffd0rf started this flame war:

                        Biting doesn't have to be taught.... <img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle>

                        gorilla's are far stronger than human beings, but at the same time thye have more common sense when it comes to combat, therefore:

                        Bob Sapp r1 1:45 by Gorilla running away from injured eye orbital.

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                          #13
                          Alright, alright, point taken. Gorillas are pretty big.

                          How about Tito Ortiz Vs A Chimp?
                          Brendayan
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                            #14
                            human vs gorilla? Please.

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                              #15
                              How about human vs human size scorpion?

                              Scorpion are probably toughest animals for its size. They could live in water for 2 or 3 days, live in freezing temper for few weeks, survive a very high level of radition, etc...

                              Just throw rock at it and it will go away.

                              maybe he is afraid we will all realise he is an angry 4 foot midget
                              (PizDoff's comment about KFSS not showing up at McThrowdown)
                              I would pick bag work over masturbating, fighting over sex, and KOing someone over having a orgasm!

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