Ultimate Bullshido Product?

[DngrRuss1]

Ok, so I ordered the AWMA catalog the other day. I have never ordered from them, wasn't really planning on ordering from them, but wanted to see thier products and prices do see if there was anything I wanted to add to my school.

I then came across this:

EASYFIT BELTS
Fastens in the front with a hook and loop closure, yet looks like a traditional belt with a knot tied in front. Saves time spent fixing belts in class. Will not come loose during training. Great for parents who cannot tie a correct knot. Available in sizes small (0000-1) 30" and large (2-4) 40", and in all belt rank colors.

THESE FUCKING THINGS ARE PRE-TIED BELTS! I mean, wtf? "saves time fixing belts in class"? "Great for parents who cannot tie a correct knot"? So its for people that are either too stupid or lazy to tie a knot? WTF? I thought our job was to help teach kids and adults a bit of self relience and overcoming challenges. But I guess a square knot is just too much for some folks.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH HHH!

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[yokumo]

you win. *bows*

[ItOnlyHurtsOnce]

No this is the ultimate bullshido product

[Omega Supreme]

Ok, so I ordered the AWMA catalog the other day. I have never ordered from them, wasn't really planning on ordering from them, but wanted to see thier products and prices do see if there was anything I wanted to add to my school.

I then came across this:

EASYFIT BELTS
Fastens in the front with a hook and loop closure, yet looks like a traditional belt with a knot tied in front. Saves time spent fixing belts in class. Will not come loose during training. Great for parents who cannot tie a correct knot. Available in sizes small (0000-1) 30" and large (2-4) 40", and in all belt rank colors.

THESE FUCKING THINGS ARE PRE-TIED BELTS! I mean, wtf? "saves time fixing belts in class"? "Great for parents who cannot tie a correct knot"? So its for people that are either too stupid or lazy to tie a knot? WTF? I thought our job was to help teach kids and adults a bit of self relience and overcoming challenges. But I guess a square knot is just too much for some folks.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH HHH!

:bsflag:

I use them...

[DngrRuss1]

I use them...

Why man, why?

[Shard]

To hold his pants up. Don't you know thats what belts were made for?

[Shinobi187]

I saw those in the AWMA catalog a while back. The first thing my wife said after I showed the add to her was "How could someone wear any belt much less a black belt, and not be able to tie it on themselves."

I'm sure a McDojo/McDaycare somewhere uses them.

Ok, so I ordered the AWMA catalog the other day. I have never ordered from them, wasn't really planning on ordering from them, but wanted to see thier products and prices do see if there was anything I wanted to add to my school.

I then came across this:

EASYFIT BELTS
Fastens in the front with a hook and loop closure, yet looks like a traditional belt with a knot tied in front. Saves time spent fixing belts in class. Will not come loose during training. Great for parents who cannot tie a correct knot. Available in sizes small (0000-1) 30" and large (2-4) 40", and in all belt rank colors.

THESE FUCKING THINGS ARE PRE-TIED BELTS! I mean, wtf? "saves time fixing belts in class"? "Great for parents who cannot tie a correct knot"? So its for people that are either too stupid or lazy to tie a knot? WTF? I thought our job was to help teach kids and adults a bit of self relience and overcoming challenges. But I guess a square knot is just too much for some folks.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH HHH!

:bsflag:

[Poop Loops]

I thought Ashida Kim was the ultimate BS product? His mother never got impregnetad by a man. Evil Bullshido Force mysteriously impregneted her. Oddly enough, lack of a man is why Ashida looks so girly.

[WunHungLo]

I thought Ashida Kim was the ultimate BS product? His mother never got impregnetad by a man. Evil Bullshido Force mysteriously impregneted her. Oddly enough, lack of a man is why Ashida looks so girly.

Dude, that's not even his true form. He can change his appearance at will.

[konosan]

The first time i saw that i thought i was going to puke.

[Rhamma]

[Askari]

I think this may win the contest, but I am willing to continue the search for ulimate bullshido products.

Wandered over to awma.com, the only pic I can find:

[Rhamma]

[Rhamma]

Glow Chuks


Glow Chuk

Katas and training are more fun to do and watch.


Comes complete with two red lightsticks.


Lightsticks last for approximately 12 hours.


Not available in Canada.

** Note: Due to state laws, we are unable to sell this item to the following states: CA, MA and NY.

[GoldenJonas]

Glow Chuk

Katas and training are more fun to do and watch.


Comes complete with two red lightsticks.


Lightsticks last for approximately 12 hours.


Not available in Canada.

** Note: Due to state laws, we are unable to sell this item to the following states: CA, MA and NY.

Extacy sold seperatley.........