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    The Deadly Dojo

    http://www.deadlydojo.com/
    Our Head Instructor: Kyoshi Lord Utmost Amor EL 8th Degree Black Belt

    The Deadly DoJo Believes in training Hard, We are a Japanese arts based school. We teach each art separately and independent of the other. Our arts base consists of: Goju Ryu Karate, Dark Dragon Jujitsu, Japanese Kobudo, Jigen & Kuri Ryu Kenjutsu, Saito Ryu Iaido, Japanese Kenpo, Okinawan Kempo, Yokeisan Aikido, Japanese Acupresure, We also teach these arts combined as The Kirijitsu Martial Arts System. Our Head Instructor: Kyoshi Lord Utmost Amor EL 8th Degree Black Belt (Jujutsu, Aikido, Kenpo, Kempo, Kenjutsu, Karate & Kobudo)
    5th Degree Black Belt (Nine Hands Cutting Sword Arts)
    5th Degree Black Belt (Shurikenjutsu)
    Instructor level in the art of Acupresure
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    http://www.deadlydojo.com/picgal2.htm
    some 'sensei' look about 12-14 years old.
    a 2 year old with a Bo.

    and this could very well be THE stance of disaster:

    #2
    well I guess swords are deadly.....

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      #3
      Dark Dragon Jujitsu...

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        #4
        "Kyoshi Lord Utmost Amor EL" ... Amor as is "Love"???? I guess "Love" is teh d34dl3
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        The street argument is retarded. BJJ is so much overkill for the street that its ridiculous. Unless you're the idiot that picks a fight with the high school wrestling team, barring knife or gun play, the opponent shouldn't make it past double leg + ground and pound - Osiris

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          #5
          So, if you click on "submissions", you get a page that starts with this:

          Ninja Fluff - A Short Story of Ninja and Peanut Butter Written by Michelle Spaulding Art by Sara Young
          Monkey Ninjas! Attack!

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            #6
            Grand Master Zumar X Mayo
            Sensei Devine L. EL
            Kyoshi Lord Utmost A. EL
            Sensei Cassanova

            Based on the "Deadly Dojo" name and the name of the sensei's I would think this is a spoof site. But they have pictures of students, etc...

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              #7
              Originally posted by Kobayashi
              Grand Master Zumar X Mayo
              Sensei Devine L. EL
              Kyoshi Lord Utmost A. EL
              Sensei Cassanova

              Based on the "Deadly Dojo" name and the name of the sensei's I would think this is a spoof site. But they have pictures of students, etc...
              I unforunately have to agree. I so wish it was real.....

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                #8
                If I'm not mistaken, I think there's another Bullshido thread on Lord Utmost...

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                  #9
                  Wow he been hoaxing since 2003

                  http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...ht=Lord+utmost

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                    #10
                    I think we should stil be open to the possibility that tghis site is for real. As far fetched as it sounds there is a martial arts dojo at that location.
                    You are a total Douchbag. Train more, post nevermore.
                    FickleFingerOfFate -08-21-2007 08:59 AM

                    just die already.
                    Plasma - 08-20-2007 11:45 PM


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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Kobayashi
                      Grand Master Zumar X Mayo
                      Sensei Devine L. EL
                      Kyoshi Lord Utmost A. EL
                      Sensei Cassanova
                      You forgot Darth Sidious and Darth Vader....
                      :google:

                      Number of bottles of beer downed by me and my girlfriend within a half hour while playing the Channel 7 "how many times will they say 'snow' game" during the "Blizzard of '06": 3.5 each.

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                        #12
                        WOW

                        Kyoshi Lord Utmost Amor EL ha ha ha ha! That is really this idiot's title! I thought it was a joke! The guy looks like a pirate in the picture. And it plays "kung fu fighting" lol
                        People often tell me that I fail to see the gravity of the situation.
                        I see the gravity, and I say...

                        Step right up folks and watch me defy gravity!

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                          #13
                          My teacher

                          He got his belt from GM Zumar X Mayo

                          I got a belt from Mean Mister Musturd. :englishmo

                          And another from Sargent Pepper! :hitlerdan
                          People often tell me that I fail to see the gravity of the situation.
                          I see the gravity, and I say...

                          Step right up folks and watch me defy gravity!

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Kintama
                            http://www.deadlydojo.com/
                            Our Head Instructor: Kyoshi Lord Utmost Amor EL 8th Degree Black Belt



                            http://www.deadlydojo.com/picgal2.htm
                            some 'sensei' look about 12-14 years old.
                            a 2 year old with a Bo.

                            and this could very well be THE stance of disaster:

                            This guy looks like a f**king Mime :bully: I hate mimes!
                            People often tell me that I fail to see the gravity of the situation.
                            I see the gravity, and I say...

                            Step right up folks and watch me defy gravity!

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                              #15
                              Okay, so, who in the NYC area are up for dropping in and seeing this bunch in action?

                              This isn't a case of dojo storming, more like a Consumer Reports evaluation of the school, its claims and what it looks like form matside.

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