Fang Shen Do

[Askari]

I still harbor suspicions that Askari is actually a FSD instructor in disguise! See, by being profoundly distrustful of everyone I'm able to maintain my distance and subjectivity!

NOOO, you have seen through my double blind ruse. I aim to remove and replace sJP as the cult leader. Do I get a harem? You know, I have thought this whole thing could be an inside job, hey sJP - maybe your talking to me right now.

I give you yet another clickable thumbnail this time of the "hesitating close."

This one is what one grade 5 student teaches to his buddy the grade 3 student as the absolute pinacle of martial cunning.

Dont laugh, I remember learning this in grade 3. As a nine year old, I thought this was amazing.

[BackFistMonkey]

I give you yet another clickable thumbnail this time of the "hesitating close."

This one is what one grade 5 student teaches to his buddy the grade 3 student as the absolute pinacle of martial cunning.

Dont laugh, I remember learning this in grade 3. As a nine year old, I thought this was amazing.

I think I sprung something in my head trying to figure out what was being demonstrated .



Seriously .. what the fuck did I just watch ?
:eatbabies

[Goju - Joe]

I think I sprung something in my head trying to figure out what was being demonstrated .



Seriously .. what the fuck did I just watch ?
:eatbabies

Holy Crap!!! I have finally found a technique I can use my Aikido on!!!!

I am so excited.:5eek:

[TKD Black Belt]

"The Kill Zone"

You ever seen the episode of The Kids in the hall where Bruce McCulloch plays the kid who's always looking for fights? Kevin MacDonald played his buddy who was always hyping him up just to watch him get beat up? sJP looks so much like him in that video.

Someone needs to remind sJP that the whole world isn't stupid. Some people stopped touching the stove after at least the third or fourth time.

TKD

PS - What the hell is "THE KILL ZONE"?!? Oops, pardon me sir, but would you mind stepping out of my KILL ZONE, I might accidentally kill you whilst you shop for mellons and truth be told it wouldn't be my fault as you were in my KILL ZONE!

[Askari]

TWC - Entry Technique?

This next one is even more like the TWC entry technique then the "Double Barrel Close."

I give you a thumbnail connection to "Skip a Step"


Not like this particular FSD technique isnt a complete and absolute invitation to get smashed into the ground - but well actually it is such an invitation.

Now here is the thing, this particular TWC technique is so piss poor that I have to say sJP's version is no worse then some TWC versions I have seen.

And yes it is just a grown man skipping with his friends.

[Askari]

I sent the first batch of emails yesterday...

Hi Runner,
Do you have the text of the email you are sending out? We did advise to be carefull of Spaming people who have not requested an email.



For your viewing enjoyment, here is the thumbnail link to the "Double Barrel Close" Which co-incidentally contains elements that look exactly like the "Skip A Step" as well as a few other versions out there. It sometimes looks like sJP starts with one idea, then wanders for a bit, before coming back to the original idea. I put this close up on one of the TWC threads, as this is very much a rip off of TWC, a poorly done rip off, but a rip off non-the-less.

[TKD Black Belt]

What did Eric Estrada ever do to sJP?

How come sJP is beating up Eric Estrada?



TKD

PS - Oh, yah. The only way that techique works is if I'm reduced to tears watching you do that sad sad excuse for a shuffle step. sJP looks like a sh*tty magician at some 8 year olds birthday party with all that superfluous (I'll save you the trip to the dictionary, it mean useless and unnecessary much like Fang Shen Do on a whole) hand gestures. I keep waiting for him to try and pull a rabbit from his hat!

[shadow beast]

Hello guys, guess what, its me again.

I am not going to get into a long post, because i already made an ass of my self, and i really dont like anyone on here, i will make this as brief as possible.

you guys were right, i was wrong, i just had to see it for my self, and i did.

I start my vale tudo classes tomorrow, have a nice day.

[Locu5]

Where?

[TKD Black Belt]

ATTN FORUM BRETHREN,

Shadow Beast is not to be picked on anymore.

Thanks,

TKD

NOW BACK TO PUNKING FSD (man that photo is disturbing)

[shadow beast]

ATTN FORUM BRETHREN,

Shadow Beast is not to be picked on anymore.

Thanks,

TKD

NOW BACK TO PUNKING FSD (man that photo is disturbing)

you wanna talk about punking fsd?

the feet washing and poop sniffing is true, sJP is agressive with people, they are only nice to you for your first 2 weeks.

not like everyone didn't already know these things, lol

[Askari]

you wanna talk about punking fsd?

the feet washing and poop sniffing is true, sJP is agressive with people, they are only nice to you for your first 2 weeks.

not like everyone didn't already know these things, lol

You know you want to tell us, what happened?

[TKD Black Belt]

What happened to Dick-shun-ary 69?

Unanswered Questions

TKD

[shadow beast]

You know you want to tell us, what happened?

Well, i didnt want to say because i did not see it with my own eyes, but i met 3 guys and 1 girl who just quit 2 months ago, we sat in my house, for about a whole day, about 8-9 hours, and 90% of what we talked about was about FSD, all 4 of them told me a bunch of stuff, while i was just sitting there thinking i should have listend to the guys on bullshido, stupid me, but i learned the hard way.

good thing i didnt pay yet, i was doing the free month, but still signed the contract (i know what to do, i think)

mainly, they told me alot about the training camp, and how koolaid drinkers who still do fsd will not say about the feet washing and poop sniffing, but once they quit, they talk about it.

when it came time for the sniffing, the girl passed the bucket down, wouldnt hold it for a second, and one of the sifu's gave her shit, and made the poor girl cry.

one of the guys got a broken nose during one of the training things where he had to run up rope fences? (that what there called? thats what he called it) he fell flat on his face and broke his nose, and a sifu yelled at him dont be weak, and made him continue the course with blood pooring out of his nose, and he could barely see.

he also said the feet washing was after a long barefoot training session, every member would have to wash every other members feet, while they were filthy from dirt and grass.

another one of the guys said how agressive sJP was with him, by doing the "1 inch punch" on him, except he did it on his chest, no pad, no board, just his chest and left a huge bruise.

they said all about the prices, and how when you hit yellow sash they really start to pressure the seminars on you, and the training camp.

they also mentioned the arrows, how they only said you have to pay for them after the seminar, before you start they dont tell you. one of the guys used about 40 arrows, because sJP was saying the more he breaks the better he will get, then when he was given the bill a week later for the arrows he started yelling and swearing, so his sifu said you are going to spar with me today, and the guy got his ass kicked, including had to get stitches because they didnt use masks/headgear.

out of everything, they said the camp was the worst, but there whole 2 years there was hell after there first 2 weeks-month.

they also talked about a sifu fighting in a comp, they didnt say much about it, except for the comp he fought in was fixed for the sifu to win, which i didnt understand.

i am sure alot of you know this already, but this is what these 4 people told me, i am sure i am forgetting something, anyway, thats most of it.

[BoardHitBack]

Glad you decided to quit beast. If you want to be 100% sure on the contract you should check the blogspot as it has a guide to the FSD contract and cancelling it and what not. Here's the link- http://fangshendont.blogspot.com/