Fang Shen Do

[TKD Black Belt]

Riiiiiiight, listen I'm going to discribe in great detail how to rig up a daisy chain for climbing then I'm going to send you up to do one in a live situation.

Hmmm, _ing Ch_n? That sounds familiar, does anyone recall threads dedicated to punking _ing Ch_n?

TKD

"I eat hotdogs, but I don't enjoy them!"

[BoardHitBack]

_ing_un? What's that? Oh don't worry there's a search function that can show me every thread on the subject. If only it'd been pointed out in the various newbie faqs maybe I wouldn't have wasted thread space flogging what might already be a dead horse......


oh hang on.

[Askari]

At the wing chun school i am signing up for/tried today, 2 students tried the fsd school a while ago, they said all the same things that you guys say.

9 out of 10 Kung-Fu instructors agree. Something smells in the state of Fang Shen Do.
:phil2:
Or is it just the dog poo?

[PeterPantsless]

This is neither here, nor there, but the Patenaude family, reminds me of the Chapman family, from Dog the Bounty Hunter.

JP is Dog
Martin P. is Leland
Linda is Beth

and everyone else, is, well, everyone else. I've thought this from the very first time I watched Dog.

Ok. Just having some juvenile fun. Moving on.

[Cdnronin]

9 out of 10 Kung-Fu instructors agree. Something smells in the state of Fang Shen Do.
:phil2:
Or is it just the dog poo?

I thought that was teen spirit? No, you right, it's doggy doo.

[red-dragon]

It's hard to smell like a rose when you're up to your knees in (smelling) dog poo!

[TKD Black Belt]

YEs but the trick is to make sure you're coordinating your outfits to make the day's activities. Nothing says ill-prepared sijo like a mismatched outfit.

TKD

PS - Does this hand bag go with the slippers?

[shadow beast]

Ok guys i got something for you.

Before i knew about all the bad stuff about FSD, i made an appointment to see the sifu for today at 11am, well after reading all this stuff and hearing it from some of the wing chun students where i signed up at last night, i decided not to go, funny thing is the FSD sifu called my house 3 times, wondering where i was, i feel bad that i didnt go, but after all what i was told, lol..

did i do the right thing?

[GreenHornet]

STOP ASKING FOR JUSTIFICATION!!!

[shadow beast]

STOP ASKING FOR JUSTIFICATION!!!

rofl ok, dont worry about it, my stay on this worthless piece of shit message board wasnt ment to be long, all i wanted was a guy from montreal to talk to on msn, and you dickheads couldnt even do that, dont think too much of your self.

I WAS ONLY ASKING OPINIONS YOU FUCKEN ASSHOLE


Honestly, i have never talked to anyone before who hates to answer questions, or give there opinions, i figured you were a bit better then that greenhornet.

Lastl thing, I love how when someone is doing 1 martial art, they insult all the rest, i see so many people talk about kung fu is shit, just like on bodybuilding.com they say tae kwon do is shit, just like on martial arts planet they say kickboxing is shit, ect ect ect.

you can all go fuck your selfs, cant even give you damn opinions, losers.

[TKD Black Belt]

Here's a thought (and please don't get twiested on this concept).

Suppose you were buying a car. You read quite a few stories about the dealership you had heard about being somewhat questionable and underhanded. So you do some research and come across a group of people who to date have at leats one thread with over 450 posts (good job ASKARI!) and ask questions that sound suspiciously like questions geared to give to reassurance towards dealing with this group.

How would you expect the group in question to respond?

You had a drop in with Fang Shen Don't scheduled and the Sifu called you THREE times to find out where you were?!? This hard sell doesn't turn your stomach right away?!? How much more confirmation do you want that these guys are more about selling then teaching?!?

Sorry but dude, you're either unbelievably stupid or you are infact the great Sijo 'Rainbow Sash' himself!

The baffling number of posts on these guys should in itself be enough to make you run screaming but failing that, get on the plane and head to Jones Town!

TKD

QUEER EYE FOR THE KUNG FU GUY!

[It is Fake]

rofl ok, dont worry about it, my stay on this worthless piece of shit message board wasnt ment to be long, all i wanted was a guy from montreal to talk to on msn, and you dickheads couldnt even do that, dont think too much of your self.

I WAS ONLY ASKING OPINIONS YOU FUCKEN ASSHOLE


Honestly, i have never talked to anyone before who hates to answer questions, or give there opinions, i figured you were a bit better then that greenhornet.

Lastl thing, I love how when someone is doing 1 martial art, they insult all the rest, i see so many people talk about kung fu is shit, just like on bodybuilding.com they say tae kwon do is shit, just like on martial arts planet they say kickboxing is shit, ect ect ect.

you can all go fuck your selfs, cant even give you damn opinions, losers.

No you never talked to anyone that didn't by your bullshit.

Remeber this quote:

Yeah i get this shit alot, i dont care what i said, what i was trying to say

The fact that you expected this to happen and then cry about it shows, why no one wanted to talk to you.


How is anyone supposed to take you seriously.

Forget what I said, this is what I'm saying, you know what I'm saying.

[It is Fake]

Here's a thought (and please don't get twiested on this concept).

Suppose you were buying a car. You read quite a few stories about the dealership you had heard about being somewhat questionable and underhanded. So you do some research and come across a group of people who to date have at leats one thread with over 450 posts (good job ASKARI!) and ask questions that sound suspiciously like questions geared to give to reassurance towards dealing with this group.

How would you expect the group in question to respond?

You had a drop in with Fang Shen Don't scheduled and the Sifu called you THREE times to find out where you were?!? This hard sell doesn't turn your stomach right away?!? How much more confirmation do you want that these guys are more about selling then teaching?!?

Sorry but dude, you're either unbelievably stupid or you are infact the great Sijo 'Rainbow Sash' himself!

The baffling number of posts on these guys should in itself be enough to make you run screaming but failing that, get on the plane and head to Jones Town!

TKD

QUEER EYE FOR THE KUNG FU GUY!

I agree.


If you are looking for opinions read the articles, and the threads.

Why would you need more unless, like Samuel alluded to, you have a hidden agenda.

That is what I thought. You were lazy or trying to find these people and send vieled threats.

[TKD Black Belt]

Damit Jim I'm a Soke Sijo Vitamin Sales Man not a freakin' English professor!

TKD

PS - I'm not in the closet cause I'm hiding, I'm looking for my black silk outfit!

hmm possible FSD video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvH8-...=Phil%20Baroni

[Stringfellow]

I recently received another gift from a former student. Here are the covers of two videotapes that Patenaude produced.

http://www.bullshido.net/forums/atta...1&d=1143751636


http://www.bullshido.net/forums/atta...1&d=1143751636

Here is the text from the back:

Master Patenaude has studied Martial Arts since a young age. He has a background in various arts including Boxing, Karate, Jiu-Jitsu, Street fighting, combat techniques, Muay Thai & Kali. He is a certified instructor in Wing Chun Do.

Master Patenaude holds 2 black belts and a red sash. He presently wears a red and gold sash with the very honorable title of Sibok (uncle). This means that in the International Wing Chun Do Association he is a senior instructor.

Master Patenaude has produced two technical posters, has appeared in Bruce Lee's 1 and 3 inch Power Punch book by James W. DeMile, has produced videotapes, is in constant demand for seminars and workshops locally and internationally.

In 1998, Master Patenaude received the Canadian Community Service Award from the Prime Minister of Canada in recognition of his valuable contribution to the community.

What's interesting to note on these is that while the back cover raves all about Wing Chun Do, the front makes reference to Modern Wing Chun. Also, I love the picture on volume 1. What's he doing, slapping a "dummy!" sticker on his forehead? Playing kung-fu tag?