Fang Shen Do

[Slug]

Gratz!

Dear stringfellow,

I still speak to some of the instructors at the school and with over 2000 students I don't that 10 unhappy boys is that bad. As for your training at the school well martial arts is not for everyone and I really think that you should retire and I really hope you are getting better because you will need it very soon.

Sounds like crazy FSD 'Ninja' Mind Tricks to me.... seems You ARE bothered your upset and there not a gosh darn thing you can do about it that you cant silence '10'? unhappy students.

Welcome to the number one search hit on google after the official site...and they way thois thread has been going with 7000 plus hits I wouldn't be suprised if it hit number 1 :)

Nice Job Bullshido! people cant pay enough for rankings like this on a search engine lol :)

I think Bullshido does a public service...

[TKD Black Belt]

"These are not the Ninjas you are looking for."

TKD

[Slug]

"These are not the Ninjas you are looking for."

TKD

Well they do have secret midnight workouts yes?.... must have some 'ninja' in em

[Shawarma]

Secret Midnight Workouts? That sounds excessively sleazy. What are those?

[Slug]

from first article

Secret Midnight Workouts? That sounds excessively sleazy. What are those?

Would you like to get in on the Crazy Tuesday Midnight Workouts?
Learn the Private Workouts of the Patenaude family.
Join the Secret Inner Circle Today!

[TKD Black Belt]

...and that's not all if you act now not only will I throw in a Bruce Lee t-shirt but I will also add in a bottle of miracle cleaner, guaranteed to remove the stains of even the most embarrassing memories...

TKD

[Slug]

And we will even throw in...

...and that's not all if you act now not only will I throw in a Bruce Lee t-shirt but I will also add in a bottle of miracle cleaner, guaranteed to remove the stains of even the most embarrassing memories...

TKD

And thats not all....

Every month you get to be right in the action.
Receive a monthly DVD, Training Notes and Training Schedules,
Secret E-Mail address to have all your questions answered directly by the Sifus.
FOR ONLY $97 per Month!

(hidden service fees and secret training taxes not included)

[TKD Black Belt]

How can we do this you ask? Good question, well the secret is in convincing everybody that they are unique and somehow more special than the person standing next to them. We at Crazy FSD Academy are so sure that you'll be hoodwinked that we're willing to gaurentee a minimum of 2 years of coolade drinking bliss before reality comes crashing in.

Act now, quantities are limited.

Hey, Slug would you like to tell the folks about the special bonus CD "Sifu Sings Songs of Love"?

TKD

[Askari]

The funniest thing about Slug's posts is that the offer of midnight training is absolutely true. It was posted about earlier in these threads.

Students of FSD can get actual real answers from their Sifus by paying the extra $97/month. If you dont go to the secret midnight training, you dont get to ask any questions.

Dic-69, what are you eight?

[Slug]

And...

Act now, quantities are limited.

Hey, Slug would you like to tell the folks about the special bonus CD "Sifu Sings Songs of Love"?

TKD

Right you are TKD... For an additional purchase price of what you have left in your wallet after we signed you up for everything we sucked you into... we will take that plus whatever lint left in your pocket for this Gem of a CD where they actaully dont sing but ask you to send even more money to get the actual music traks.

[TKD Black Belt]

That's just precious Slug, I can't tell you how many times I've been at home wished I could hear the songs of love sung by Sifu on the stereo. Talk about a deal closer!

Well, there you have it FSD in a nutshell. Think of it as the speakers you bought out of the back of a van one day. When you find out they don't work (which may take you a while) there really isn't any way for you to log a complaint or even go and return the defective equipment.

Well boys and girls, Slante! I'm off to find a pint of Guinness and a cute blonde waitress! Heck I might even offer her a free Jiu Jitsu lesson, although I doubt I'll pass her guard ;)

TKD

Teacher: Who disturbs our meditation, as a pebble disturbs the stillness of the pond?
EG: Me! Ed Gruberman?
Teacher: E-Ed Gruberman?
EG: Yeah, uh, no disrespect or nothin', but, like, uh, how long is this gonna take?
Teacher: Ti Kwan Leep is not a path to a door, but a road leading forever towards the horizon.
EG: So like, what, an hour or so?
Teacher: No, no, we have not even begun upon the path. Ed Gruberman, you must learn patience.
EG: Yeah yeah yeah, patience. How long will that take?
Teacher: Time has no meaning. To a true student, a year is as a day.
EG: A YEAR??? I wanna beat people up right now! I got the pajamas! Hah woo yah ooomm!

[Askari]

BOOT TO THE HEAD

Boot to the head!

[Jaric]

Does anyone else see midnight training a little weird. Its kinda creepy....


"Hey kid wanna come to the secret training? Ill teach you lots more and its closed door so not everyone can do it. Yeah just sign here and come to the club at midnight. Best leave the parents at home...they may interrupt our secret training...."


Way creepy...


Oh and happys St. Pattys day for all your Irish out there and all those poor bastards not lucky enough to be born Irish:)

[It is Fake]

In that light yes.

In reality it is a great way to indoctrinate. Things sound much better when you are tired.

[TKD Black Belt]

Anyone know of any cheap flights to Guyana?

TKD