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    Does anyone like pics of bullsh*t ninjas?

    I do! Here's some goodies:



    Spot the ninja.





    This ninja blows.






    So many ninjas, so little time. It would take forever to make a complete list of ninja fakes. They are popping up all the time, and many seem to be connected to Ashida Kim's Black Dragon crap. Pic are from this site: http://www.blackdragongermany.de/

    Maybe the text on the site has some comedy gold, any Germans want to assist?

    #2
    Originally posted by Virus
    Maybe the text on the site has some comedy gold, any Germans want to assist?
    I have to disappoint you - the texts are not very unvoluntarily funny, especially if you remember that they are

    a) ninjas

    and

    b) related with ashida kim

    which is as bullshido as it gets.

    ... sure, they write the usual self-defense crap, but there is nothing especially funny worth mentioning or even translating :ninjafigh

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      #3
      But we actually do have some really grade A-guano "Ninja" pages in Germany, here is one for your enjoyment :

      http://www.scorpien-club.com/Scorpien-seite.htm
      the text says: close combat center for ninja-streetfighters
      ... sounds awesome, eh ? I bet Ninja-Streetfighters pwn Pirate-Ninjas big time ... but beware of the Pirate-Ninja-Streetfighters...


      they are pakistani ninjas with a real cool photo - page http://www.fsninja.com/ninja.htm
      http://www.scorpien-club.com/shnap-shot02.shtml

      especially their info-page is the desired comedy gold :5opera: http://www.scorpien-club.com/Scorpien-Regeln.html

      We train out students the pakistani way and teach them Thai-Kickboxing, Wing-chung, Wu-shu and Street-Fighter. These combined make the Martial Art of the Ninja.

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        #4
        Originally posted by sui generis
        I have to disappoint you - the texts are not very unvoluntarily funny, especially if you remember that they are

        a) ninjas

        and

        b) related with ashida kim

        which is as bullshido as it gets.

        ... sure, they write the usual self-defense crap, but there is nothing especially funny worth mentioning or even translating :ninjafigh
        I dunno. I found the section of the FAQ on the politics between Iga and Koga to be quite funny.

        Here's my rough translation (not literal, just the general meaning):

        "Iga and Koga, as well as their substyles, are in conflict quite often. This is the politicizing of the art. We're learning Kuroi Ryu Ninjitsu, the way of the warriors, and this is a different way, not necessarily a better way. This way is better for us, and positions us completely "outside" the other styles. The style name is therefore completely subordinate (or inferior)."
        --
        L.

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          #5
          Originally posted by sui generis

          especially their info-page is the desired comedy gold :5opera: http://www.scorpien-club.com/Scorpien-Regeln.html


          We train out students the pakistani way and teach them Thai-Kickboxing, Wing-chung, Wu-shu and Street-Fighter. These combined make the Martial Art of the Ninja.
          --
          L.

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            #6
            Another gem has some really insightful videoclips:

            http://www.modern-ninjutsu.de/downloadbereich.htm

            ... just click download, then enjoy ...

            personal recommendations:


            http://www.modern-ninjutsu.de/_private/showH.WMV
            http://www.modern-ninjutsu.de/_private/phthc.WMV
            http://www.modern-ninjutsu.de/_priva...er_Ninjato.WMV

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              #7
              http://www.modern-ninjutsu.de/_private/showH.WMV


              These Ninjas have one of those magical nets that causes you to save vs Paralyzation @ -5 ! Ninja magic is creepy ... That net hits the other ninja .. and he just freezes ... its amazing ... I want a magical net ...
              I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
              BILL HICKS,
              1961-1994

              "Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past."
              ---Jean-Paul Sartre

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                #8
                Oh yeah? Well this guy is so ninja he's hiding in his butt:
                "Prison is for rapists, thieves and murderers. If you lock someone up for smoking a plant that makes them happy, you're the fucking criminal." - Joe Rogan

                El Guapo says dance!

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                  #9
                  What the fuck is that ??? LMFAO .... HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

                  That's acually pretty gross !!!


                  Eric

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Shrfu_Eric
                    What the fuck is that ??? LMFAO .... HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

                    That's acually pretty gross !!!


                    Eric
                    Welcome to the internet.

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