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    Top 10 signs you're in a McDojo

    I got this off of asianjoke.com .. its pretty funny.

    You instructor has a Grandmasters Certificate. In Crayon.
    The Senior Assistant Instructor is a 4 year old black belt.
    The sign in the window says the school trains in more than 10 martial arts.
    It's a Korean art.
    Your instructor tries to sell you Amway products.
    While examining the schools tournament trophies, you find 3 for spelling bees.
    Reading the contract for the school is considered a kata (and a long one at that).
    No one sweats.
    While at a tournament, your opponent finds out who your teacher is and high-fives his teacher.
    When paying for your belt examinations, the instructor asks: "Do you want fries with that?"

    #2
    You should see the top 100 signs when we do it - much funnier - decent list there though... <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>
    "Training = pain." - I said that.

    PizDoff when drunk: "I'm actually MOST pissed that my target for the evening got drink...then I gave her my Bullshido Canada hoodie like a gentleman because she was outside with not much on...did I mention she barfed twice when I got our jackets...steaming barf is kinda fascinating..." - PizDoff.

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      #3
      didn't we have those?

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        #4
        Yeah, I think that list is from here, lol!
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          #5
          yeah, i remember seeing it last year.

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            #6
            oh well

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              #7
              ours was much, much longer, and funnyer

              the world you live in is just a sugar coated toping. beneath it is another world. The real world. and to survive there you must learn to pull the trigger!!!-Blade

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                #8
                Re-post the top 100

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                  #9
                  it's probably 20 pages back or so.....more i guess

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                  Hard work, Patience, Dedication.
                  The more you sweat in training, the less you bleed later.
                  No brain, no gain.
                  Surfing Facebook at work? Spread the good word by adding us on Facebook today! https://www.facebook.com/Bullshido

                  https://www.instagram.com/bullshido/

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                    #10
                    lol @ "While at a tournament, your opponent finds out who your teacher is and high-fives his teacher. "


                    "Strike first! Strike hard! No mercy, sir!"

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                      #11
                      rofl
                      "Training = pain." - I said that.

                      PizDoff when drunk: "I'm actually MOST pissed that my target for the evening got drink...then I gave her my Bullshido Canada hoodie like a gentleman because she was outside with not much on...did I mention she barfed twice when I got our jackets...steaming barf is kinda fascinating..." - PizDoff.

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                        #12
                        can't get worse than that

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                        The more you sweat in training, the less you bleed later.
                        No brain, no gain.
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                        https://www.instagram.com/bullshido/

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                          #13
                          Yeah, and we also had a list going for "you know when you're fighting a mcdojo studenet when..."

                          That was a good one ;)

                          "But some apes they gotta go, so we kill the ones we don't know" - 'Ape shall never kill Ape' by The Vandals
                          Apu: "Oh! You have just been Apu'd!"

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                            #14
                            "Yeah, and we also had a list going for 'you know when you're fighting a mcdojo studenet when...'"

                            That opening makes me think of a true story.... I saw this dude from a pretty crappy dojang go up to perform a TKD poomse at a tournament. I believe he introduced himself and gave the name of his form. But when asked what school he went to, he gave the name of the middle or high school he attended. The other competitors and I got a pretty good chuckle out of that. Doesn't seem quite as funny now, but it was something I'd never seen before or since.

                            "Strike first! Strike hard! No mercy, sir!"

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                              #15
                              They put more effort into the appearence of the school than the actual art.

                              No 1) when you actually fight them, they're shit :)



                              Edited by - Blade Windu on March 26 2003 19:37:53
                              "Training = pain." - I said that.

                              PizDoff when drunk: "I'm actually MOST pissed that my target for the evening got drink...then I gave her my Bullshido Canada hoodie like a gentleman because she was outside with not much on...did I mention she barfed twice when I got our jackets...steaming barf is kinda fascinating..." - PizDoff.

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