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    Sad, sad sifu

    http://www.geocities.com/namatkungfu/frames.htm
    read the part where he trained bas rutten and sakuraba

    #2
    :|
    "Training = pain." - I said that.

    PizDoff when drunk: "I'm actually MOST pissed that my target for the evening got drink...then I gave her my Bullshido Canada hoodie like a gentleman because she was outside with not much on...did I mention she barfed twice when I got our jackets...steaming barf is kinda fascinating..." - PizDoff.

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      #3
      oh sorry check out the who are we part

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        #4
        Read the guest book comments. everybody knows they are bullshido.

        "I do not agree with what you have to say but, I will defend to the death your right to say it."
        -Voltaire

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          #5
          no, I'm doing ":|" becuase of what that sifu claims to have done - good post (put it in the Bullshido directory if you know how.)
          "Training = pain." - I said that.

          PizDoff when drunk: "I'm actually MOST pissed that my target for the evening got drink...then I gave her my Bullshido Canada hoodie like a gentleman because she was outside with not much on...did I mention she barfed twice when I got our jackets...steaming barf is kinda fascinating..." - PizDoff.

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            #6
            LMFAO i just read the guest book - first thing I see "You guys are a joke" - people definitely know this is a bullshido - everyone should read this section. <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>
            "Training = pain." - I said that.

            PizDoff when drunk: "I'm actually MOST pissed that my target for the evening got drink...then I gave her my Bullshido Canada hoodie like a gentleman because she was outside with not much on...did I mention she barfed twice when I got our jackets...steaming barf is kinda fascinating..." - PizDoff.

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              #7
              Guys, that site's a joke. This dude used to claim to have trained Bruce Lee, despite being born about 2 years before Bruce DIED.

              (board breaks with a kick)
              "Is that it? I feel like I should bow, or have honor or something."
              -- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Once More, With Feeling"
              Monkey Ninjas! Attack!

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                #8
                LMFAO they probably know Bas, I mean the posters, from Sherdog.com /sherdog.net - he posts there all the time. They seem to have asked him and he seems apparently pissed off lol....
                "Training = pain." - I said that.

                PizDoff when drunk: "I'm actually MOST pissed that my target for the evening got drink...then I gave her my Bullshido Canada hoodie like a gentleman because she was outside with not much on...did I mention she barfed twice when I got our jackets...steaming barf is kinda fascinating..." - PizDoff.

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                  #9
                  well I posted in the Guest book:

                  http://guestbooks.pathfinder.gr/sign/namatkungfu
                  "Training = pain." - I said that.

                  PizDoff when drunk: "I'm actually MOST pissed that my target for the evening got drink...then I gave her my Bullshido Canada hoodie like a gentleman because she was outside with not much on...did I mention she barfed twice when I got our jackets...steaming barf is kinda fascinating..." - PizDoff.

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                    #10
                    He has defeated many times many Kung Fu Masters including WiGrandmaster Johnny Chow and the character of Sub Zero in Mortal Kombat (video game) was based on Sir Thomas. (This does not mean that Sifu Nelson defeated Sub Zero in Mortal Kombat although he also did (but playing as Liu Kang, "ha ha ha")).
                    Well I certainly don't see anything wrong with him.

                    They don't call it the Nazi PARTY for nothing!
                    Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:

                    1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!

                    2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.

                    3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.

                    REMINDER: I am still the one and only true creator of sonichu and rosechu electric hedgehog pokemon

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                      #11
                      Also, I'm siding with JKDChick here. There's no order form for his tapes; always a surefire sign.

                      They don't call it the Nazi PARTY for nothing!
                      Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:

                      1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!

                      2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.

                      3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.

                      REMINDER: I am still the one and only true creator of sonichu and rosechu electric hedgehog pokemon

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                        #12
                        I got a kick out of this from his book section.

                        -Thom Nelson's "Martial Art ... or Marital Art?"

                        The sad thing is I made that spelling goof during my college's "getting to know the campus orginizations" day. Our MA Club's sign was up for about two hours before a professor came up and asked exactly what type of club we were running.

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                          #13
                          lol
                          Fuck martial arts, I want to take Marital arts!

                          "A California man has been taken to court for stalking Anna Nicole Smith. The man has been charged with invasion of privacy, illegal trespassing, and having really bad taste."-Conan

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                            #14
                            How can you guys bad mouth the site - he has clearly responded to all attacks with an update to his website (below): ;-)

                            Very recently some enemies of NAMAT and American Temple Boxing have sprung "out of the woodwork" to make presumptions, assgumptions, and accusations, but it is facinating that they have made this mistake. They have tried to start a fire in the NAMAT Temple camp, but they have stood in the wrong direction.

                            In the last few days one of my best, hardest fighting cyber students has posted many messages on a certain board. This has inspired a lot of nitpickers, naysayers, and nincompoops to visit the site and label us and our system and our history to be a "joke". Idiots. I will respond to many claims one by one to show their foolish nature - watch the fire blow back to the fools.

                            Two or three have claim that our lineage is frudulent. This is incorrect as our lineage is very tracable (apart from Peter Zhang who's history is extremely mysterious/shrouded in mystery). Sifu Thom (me) are taught by directly by Richard Lee who was taught directly by famous Ho Kam Ming. Many know of Ho Kam Ming, including Richard Lee who is his possible his most famous student! If you do not believe, just ask him. Richard Lee teaches me (Sir Thomas). This is the answer to our lineage "questions" (really ignorance).

                            In addition some have posted in our guestbook claiming to receive videos from us but making fun of us. These people are false. We have never sent videos to these people and they have comitted fraud by posting this information in our guestbook. We are investigating Legal Action against them with our Lawyer, Mr Wood . They will hear from Mr Wood soon (or maybe ... The FBI?). We are also on alert for any Hackers who may hack our site and remove sites from our site.

                            Finally Some extremely questionable martial "artists" (?????!!!!) have name called us charlatans, frauds, and called our site is a joke. To respond to these Sifu Nelson "The Fighting Knight" has decided to expose some "joke" sites of his own - in a series of articles called "DODGY DOJOS AND CRAPPY KWOONS"!! Watch out for these soon. You will see the real "jokesters" ... in flames.

                            -Sir Thomas St. Christopher Nelson
                            Year 4700 - Year of the Horse

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                              #15
                              after reading much of this site I'm thinking it has to be a parody on martial arts. Below is some information from their 'Secret' fighting techniques page:

                              ***

                              SECRETS

                              You can learn these secret special moves by training in NAMAT! These are some of the techniques that Thom Nelson "The Fighting Knight" can teach to his students, as well as the rank that is required to achieve these secret techniques.

                              Technique: Spider Chi Grip
                              Description: The Spider Chi Grip places the victim in a web of chi which prevents them from escaping and drain's their energy, rendering them helpless. Thom Nelson developed this technique himself from observing the patterns of the spider as it spins it's deadly web, this technique may have inspired the movies "Crouchg Tiger Hidden Dragon" and "The Matrix".
                              Requirement: 19-24 years of training.

                              Technique: Slow Bear Blow
                              Description: This technique is based on the movement of the bear. It reaches incredible force with very slow movements so this explains how the noble bear can decapitate a measly child with one blow of it's paw. This technique was developed by the mysterious Peter Zhang and can be seen in one episode of the TV Show "Law and Order".
                              Requirement: 10 years of training as well as a pilgrimage to New York (mysterious reasons).

                              Technique: Tap Shatter
                              Description: This incredible "death touch" technique is known only by one man (Nelson) as it is passed on to the student by the master only when he feel's Death is iminent. It allows the attacker to completely disingrate the victims bones with a quick tap, i.e. shatter the knee, all it takes is one tap and the victim is down for the count. It is rumored that this technique was used to kill Rasputin.
                              Requirement: ????

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