Wow... in all my years... (BATMAN BULLSHIDO OF ALL THINGS!)

[Te(V)plar]

So I'm studying, and G4 is on (yes, I watch it sometimes get over it). Attack of the show is on:
http://www.g4tv.com/attackoftheshow/..._Training.html

There is a segment about a guy holding BATMAN TRAINING BOOT CAMP! Wow....

The guy, Preston, trains people to be "like Batman" with a regime of "aikido, grappling, tai chi, karate, blah blah blah). The clips depict fat people in batman shirts jumping over neon plastic baby chairs, shooting rubber arrows at each other, and balancing buckets of water on their head.


I wanted to shoot the tv at the bullshido I was seeing.


My favorite part is when the segment ends, the host is asking the guy who went on site, how hard the training was. The "reporter" claims Preston was a tough SOB. The host asks why Preston was so overweight then. The reporter responds that the reason for this is he broke his back while in China (or something to that effect). I couldnt help but LOL. Did I mention he has a batman logo tattooed on his wrist?

I did some google work and found this guy's webpage:
http://www.jinenkan-la.com/calendar.php

Looking over the schedule, you'd almost miss it if you were skimming. When your eyes meet it slaps you in the face.


Does anyone have the video for this segment on Attack of the Show?

[Poop Loops]

It's a fact: The second you break your back, you become a fatass. No matter what your eating habbits and training regime was before. If your back goes, you become a lard-ass.

PL

[Viper3855]

Fat shits doing Bat-Jutsu? Now THAT i would like to see in a fight video. lol that would be pretty damn funny.

[Te(V)plar]

Can someone PLEASE screencap this episode segment on Attack of the Show? It JUST aired. I imagine there will be repeats or there are time zones to consider.

[Viper3855]

lol i WISH i had G4. My cousins do so hopefully they'll see it and tell me about it.

[BSDaemon]

heres a torrent

open with azureus

[Poop Loops]

OMG!!! T3H ILL3G4L!!

PL

[chaosexmachina]

Oh great, now we'll have Spider-Man ryu ninjas running (swinging?) around and Hulk-Smash Fu.

[Lampa]

Oh great, now we'll have Spider-Man ryu ninjas running (swinging?) around and Hulk-Smash Fu.

At least the hulk-fu guys will be expected to be in good physical condition.

[Te(V)plar]

heres a torrent

open with azureus

oh yes, you RULE!

[sci-mdk]

Just clicked the torrent , very curious about it... ;)

[JKDChick]

... and Hulk-Smash Fu.

Hey!

I already do that!

On a further note, the guy teaches ... ninjutsu and there's a picture of him throwing sand at people on his web page. This seems a trend.

[theraydiator]

Fat shits doing Bat-Jutsu? Now THAT i would like to see in a fight video. lol that would be pretty damn funny.

think we'd need nightvision for that

to call out the students all you might need is a spotlight and a stencil

[MindFlare]

I saw the show tonite and couldn't keep my laughter under control. The best part was when he started throwing "rubber ninja stars" at the students lined up on the wall and he says, "don't worry, I'm very good with these" or something like that.

The rubber arrows were great too. It's a shame people that full of shit are allowed to teach anything.

[chaosexmachina]

Maybe I should follow his lead and create a martial arts style based around Super Mario? Fireballs and jump attacks!? Golden coin shurikens!? Think of the bullshido possibilities! I could even genetically engineer mushrooms that act as steroids that double your size instantly! I'm going to be rich...