Whenever I feel down, I like to cheer myself up by running searches pertaining to ninjas on the internet. Tonight, I found Winjitsu.com's NINJA KIDS!!
http://www.winjutsu.com/ninjakids/
It comes complete with it's kid-appropriate "warrior creed".
That's almost on par with the ninja wisdom that I read in the old Nintendo "Worlds of Power" Ninja Gaiden novel, where Ryu Hayabusa's father said,
and
Wow, that book really did have the power of the 80s. Man, winjitsu.com would be so much cooler if they just hosted a .pdf of that novel and told the kids to read it.
In any case, this web site has reminded me of when I practiced TKD, back when I was in third grade. Most of the kids in my old TKD class wanted to be like the ninja turtles.
Well, it dosen't get any better with the ninja kids. Except now they wanna be Naruto or something.
Ah, yes. The outdated, historical methodologies of assasination and sabotage...perfect for family fun!
You kind of have to wonder about why you'd teach something with that history and purpose to kids unless you were deliberately implementing some kind of self-mockage. I mean, what kind of shitty assasination technique is suitable for family fun?
OK, last thing. This is really funny, because it's another my-martial-art-has-a-bigger-penis-than-yours story. It's especially funny because it involves a shaolin monk, and it's usually the kungfu guys who tell the biggest stories about how some kungfu master defeated jujitsu/karate/judo/boxing/wrestling/whatever guys with such ease because he had the bow and arrow stance.
Of course, we know this story is false because Wong Kiew Kit claims that shaolin monks don't get tired, since they do chi kung. DUH!!!
EDIT: Also posting this as an article.
http://www.winjutsu.com/ninjakids/
It comes complete with it's kid-appropriate "warrior creed".
Wherever I am,
Anyone in need has a friend.
Whenever I return home,
Everyone is happy I am there.
Anyone in need has a friend.
Whenever I return home,
Everyone is happy I am there.
That's almost on par with the ninja wisdom that I read in the old Nintendo "Worlds of Power" Ninja Gaiden novel, where Ryu Hayabusa's father said,
When you're lost my son,
When hope becomes despair,
I'll send a star of deepest gold to let you know I'm there.
When hope becomes despair,
I'll send a star of deepest gold to let you know I'm there.
The spirit of the ninja flows deep, ready to refresh the thirsting soul.
In any case, this web site has reminded me of when I practiced TKD, back when I was in third grade. Most of the kids in my old TKD class wanted to be like the ninja turtles.
Well, it dosen't get any better with the ninja kids. Except now they wanna be Naruto or something.

Ah, yes. The outdated, historical methodologies of assasination and sabotage...perfect for family fun!

You kind of have to wonder about why you'd teach something with that history and purpose to kids unless you were deliberately implementing some kind of self-mockage. I mean, what kind of shitty assasination technique is suitable for family fun?
OK, last thing. This is really funny, because it's another my-martial-art-has-a-bigger-penis-than-yours story. It's especially funny because it involves a shaolin monk, and it's usually the kungfu guys who tell the biggest stories about how some kungfu master defeated jujitsu/karate/judo/boxing/wrestling/whatever guys with such ease because he had the bow and arrow stance.
Of course, we know this story is false because Wong Kiew Kit claims that shaolin monks don't get tired, since they do chi kung. DUH!!!
EDIT: Also posting this as an article.
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