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    How to win any fight in under 3 minutes - 100% GUARANTEED!

    http://www.blackbeltsecrets.com/

    Discover How To Win Any Fight In Under 3 Minutes, By The Most Feared And Dangerous Martial Artists And Respected Street Fighters
    In The World -- Turning YOU Into A Hardened, Street Tough Warrior In Under 2 Weeks!
    Somebody tell me this is a joke. I couldn't find any other threads about this site.

    #2
    Use a weapon. 'Nuff said.

    I subscribed to the eZine he offers, so let's see what kind of info I get :glasses1:

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      #3
      I'm glad you joined, it says it's only free until June 21st. It'll probably be more stuff like:

      There are NO rules, NO refs, NO scoring on the streets it's all brutal combat that usually ends with someone half dead and robbed left on the street to die.

      YOU don't have to be one of these victims any longer!
      Again, are we sure this isn't one of our members putting out a fake site as a joke?

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        #4
        "...ELITE SECURITY COMBAT TRAINING THAT DESTROYS ATTACKERS IN THREE MINUTES!"

        They say this like it's the same as how long Oxy-Clean takes to clean off a spoon or something. Three minutes is a helluva lot of time for a fight to go on for, every second giving your attackers more chances to hit you.

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          #5
          The page also links you to some penis enlarging page. I'm assuming this is relevent to MA. Probably some style called Wang Fu, or Wang Chun....

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            #6
            You should have used a dummy e-mail and name to see what's going on. Using your real one will likely just get you a bunch of midget bestiality scat porn.

            PL

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              #7
              Originally posted by Alhazred
              "...ELITE SECURITY COMBAT TRAINING THAT DESTROYS ATTACKERS IN THREE MINUTES!"

              They say this like it's the same as how long Oxy-Clean takes to clean off a spoon or something. Three minutes is a helluva lot of time for a fight to go on for, every second giving your attackers more chances to hit you.
              True, dat. Three minutes is a HELL of a long time in a fight. That's nothing to brag about. That's like saying, "Learn how to eat dinner in less than an hour."

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                #8
                Shouldn't one try to end a fight in less than 3 minutes???

                Even 30 seconds seems like a lifetime when you are in a stressful situation...

                That could be 2 minutes of life experience ~ better used elsewhere...

                It's the 'guarantee', that I have problems with.

                Techniques don't win fights, people do, and then the situation itself and the environment, and the opponent(s) skill have much to do with the situation as well...

                Combative training never ends, just as the healing methods should never end.

                As practitioners, we strive toward being a master of something, and since we can never be perfect, then our title's and rank should never represent that which we are not, and cannot be.

                This 'ebook' website regarding the 3 minute champion, is promoting such a catastrophy...

                The reality of it all, kinda takes the 'punch' out of the word guarantee...

                Then there is the time frame of two weeks...

                Two months of 8 to 16 hours a day, maybe, one might improve one's skills, assuming they knew something already about combative situations, and was some what proficient.

                But again this time frame just does not lend itself to any true creed of effective fighting technique, and is really just an 'ebook' blurb, put out by affiliate and marketing companies to make money.

                They sell just about any ebook (usually not too impressive) on any topic...It's a good racket to get into...

                Information is the product of the future...

                :)
                Last edited by shonaibudo; 6/21/2005 11:47pm, .

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by P-Dub
                  I'm glad you joined, it says it's only free until June 21st
                  Funny, for me it says the 22nd. I'd guess it changes every day so that you feel compelled to join quickly and not put it off.

                  Honestly, for almost about all claims made I can very quickly think of a technique that does what's described, but getting it to work is the tough part, isn't it? It's claims like "techniques that work 100% of the time" which sometimes are the line between something legitmate and blind idiocy.

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                    #10
                    :lol: Guarantee... 'If you die horribly at the hands of your atttackers, we will refund that month's payment to your next of kin.'

                    Whoops, our bad.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Poop-Loops
                      You should have used a dummy e-mail and name to see what's going on. Using your real one will likely just get you a bunch of midget bestiality scat porn.

                      PL
                      Even if you are small, weak or have never even been in a real fight before in your life!

                      Even if your attacker is meaner, stronger and tougher then you!

                      Even if he is faster, in better shape or more skilled then you!
                      Dude, I've GOT to see this! Besides, I couldn't possibly get any more midget bestiality scat porn anyway. :biggrin:
                      Last edited by bodar; 6/22/2005 12:20am, .

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Kistrael
                        The page also links you to some penis enlarging page. I'm assuming this is relevent to MA. Probably some style called Wang Fu, or Wang Chun....
                        Maybe the secret technique is to beat them to death with your massive schlong?

                        Or maybe it's whip it out and have them faint at the sight of your mamoth member?

                        Or it could just be whip it out then run like hell while they're laughing at you... :bduh:

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                          #13
                          I can't wait until the eZine starts coming. I'm gonna be a hardened street tough warrior. Just like the Fonz!

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                            #14
                            here's your answer



                            also, to not fear for burglars anymore

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                              #15
                              Something tells me that the people who would be interested in this shit would have to win the fight in under 3 minutes anyway, because they're fat, work-shy couch potatoes like Phil and would otherwise gas out.

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