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    What other idiots say about the kung fu streetfight

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    Originally Posted by Greg B
    Look, anyone thoroughly trained in martial arts would emphatically state that that fight took too long. Yes the kid in the red shirt looked good and I must say he was flexible and his cat stance and advances looked very good. Yet when you go into your stance you do so because you have no choice left. You are prepared to kill or cripple without hesitation. Too much posing going on. If he didn't want to kill that skinny kid he should have never gone into his shit.

    With guns and who knows what other weapons out here you do not advertise your shit before you strike. You either go the fuck home or kill something quick.

    If the kid in the red shirt is indeed highly trained he could have killed that skinny kid so fast it would make your head spin.

    He caught him good though I must say, but after he decked him he should have started breaking body parts in half so that dude on the ground's recovery would only occur from years of physical therapy or the power of resurrection.
    Anthony:
    That is probably the biggest pile of shit I've ever read.

    Sure, and let's all forget that kung fu doesn't work for shit in any typ eof NHB testing grounds, KOTC, Pride FC, UFC, whatever.

    It's because it's too deadly for the ring.

    Yeah, whatever.

    Eat ass! You've got about as many clues as Deputy Dick.

    My family runs martial arts schools all over the world and hold titles globally. Not to mention several militaries in various countries from Judo, Boxing, Taw Kwan Do on down the line.

    In combat you do not POSE. You either kill something or go the fuck home and eat cornflakes. You do not argue, debate or enter into light banter. You KILL or go the fuck home. Dude throws a punch, with Kung Fu you're taught to tear his arm off. Be dumb enough to roll up on someone who has their Tiger and Dragon forms down pat and you'll see what I mean.

    Anthony
    I'll put my money is where my mouth is.

    You are obviously trained. $1000.00 bucks Vale Tudo, you and me.

    I'll let you use your "ram head" strikes, and your "tear their arm" technique on me, anything you want, vale tudo. You can eye gouge, you can bite, whatever, just as long as I get to do it to you when I choke you the fuck out.

    Tiger and Dragon forms?! Kata? HAHAHAHAHAHA yeah, okay.


    Anthony
    Btw,

    This is where the part where the Kung Fu guy comes up with my kung fu is not for sport, and is too deadly, and I don't want to kill you.


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    Idiots everywhere.
    Originally posted by Sifu Rudy Abel
    "Just what makes a pure grappler think he can survive with an experienced striker. Especially if that striker isn't following any particular rule set and is well aware of what the grapplers strategies are".

    #2
    what forum?
    Tough is not how you act, tough is how you train.

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      #3
      Originally posted by feedback
      what forum?
      Front page.
      Originally posted by Osiris
      Imagine if track was run like the martial arts community. While the winning teams would just sprint down the field, smoking the competition, you'd have a bunch of losers running around explaining how they can skip down the track just as fast. Never mind that it doesn't fucking work. Oh no, they're too fast for track. They run on the STREET.

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        #4
        No, it's a webmaster forumn.
        Originally posted by Sifu Rudy Abel
        "Just what makes a pure grappler think he can survive with an experienced striker. Especially if that striker isn't following any particular rule set and is well aware of what the grapplers strategies are".

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          #5
          Did the guy take you up on it?

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            #6
            Yeah, his advances looked great. Like a great impression of someone who just shat his pants.
            Lone Wolf McQuade Final Fight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmrDe_mYUXg

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              #7
              I would take you up on this challenge but not only is my DEADLY SECRET art too DEADLY and SECRET, but I'm afraid you're also going to need to pay me $10,000 for the privaledge of seeing me "rip off your head and spit down your neck" in a match where grappling is all but prohited and the other rules are vague. "Trust me, it ain't pretty."

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                #8
                I was musing about that clip, playing with ideas. Would it be more humiliating to fake a high shot, zone left and sweep his front leg? Charge and clinch? Just kick him in the knee?
                Monkey Ninjas! Attack!

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                  #9
                  I'll plead the 5th. . .just because I like Anthony.

                  Hey, Tony! See if you can find what "schools" his family owns,
                  and we can go check them out. I'm sure if there were any, the
                  "family" would not look well on someone talking smack on the
                  internet wthout their approval.

                  `~/
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by JKDChick
                    I was musing about that clip, playing with ideas. Would it be more humiliating to fake a high shot, zone left and sweep his front leg? Charge and clinch? Just kick him in the knee?

                    Just stay out of his reach and throw lots of low thai kicks whenever he gets into his stance. Don't even hit the knee...just keep working the kicks till you've cramped out both his legs.
                    Lone Wolf McQuade Final Fight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmrDe_mYUXg

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                      #11
                      what a shit fight, one of the worst i have seen.... guys pissed in a pub fight better and moe instinctively....

                      you ar right guys just wipe that leg right out from beneath him i assure you he will never do that stupid stance ever again...

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                        #12
                        Since his stance is so low, I was thinking about kicking the face. Either roundhouse or push kick would work.

                        PL

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                          #13
                          I guess it didn't work, since, you know, everybody was laughing.

                          PL

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                            #14
                            Thai kicks would probably work well, yeah. Follow with a right cross, left hook (LIVERSHOT!!), or some other combo. Follow up with knees or takedowns as neccesary...
                            "Prison is for rapists, thieves and murderers. If you lock someone up for smoking a plant that makes them happy, you're the fucking criminal." - Joe Rogan

                            El Guapo says dance!

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                              #15
                              No. I can guarantee that's not what happened. I am 100% sure that what happened was they found it hilarious that he fell into that stance, and gave him room because they KNEW something good was about to happen. Either he was going to beat the shit out of the other guy, movie-fu style, or he was going to get KTFO. They didn't give a shit about him, they just wanted to see what was going to happen.

                              "Uh oh, this guy got into a Kung Fu stance. I respect him for that, and feel threatened, even though I only see this stuff in movies and have NO reason to believe it will work."

                              OR

                              "What the fuck? This aught to be good..."

                              PL

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