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    How Phil practices Dim Mak...

    Did a quick search and can't find this bein g posted before...

    WTF?????

    http://www.themartialist.com/pecom/dimmaktester.htm


    #2
    Too bad the Dim Mak Tester dosen't address that whole issue of finger breakage when your fingers strike a solid object.

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      #3
      Or, you know, the guy moving out of the way by simply tilting his head.

      PL

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        #4
        OK...I already have a headache so I don't think I'm actually going to click on that link. Looking at the pictures, I kinda get the feeling that it's a headshot of him sitting wild-eyed on a toilet spewing diarreah (not unlike his message board). Then the camera cuts to the empty toilet paper roll... *Dunh Dunh DUNH!* :pottytrai

        OH PHIL! USE YOUR DIM MAK! *but alas, Phil was distracted by something shiny and forgot to wipe his own ass*

        the end
        Last edited by xingyifa; 6/17/2005 7:05pm, .

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          #5
          Actually there is a perfectly appropriate use for a used cardboard toilet paper roll that innvolves putting your parts in it.....

          Never mind.

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            #6
            hhhm....phil publishes a book and we see a stack of toilet paper rolls. Coincidence?

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              #7
              Is it just me or do his eyes look even weirder without his 6" thick glasses on.
              Last edited by Liffguard; 6/18/2005 1:53am, .

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                #8
                This makes me think more and more that Phil is trying to be something like Robert Hamburger on RUP and may not even be serious about his whole Martialist deal. Like this paragraph:

                ...When it's obviously just a cardboard roll from a roll of shitpaper. I actually am starting to think that may be a part of his agenda...

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                  #9
                  There's no way he can be serious about that. He just can't.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Liffguard
                    Is it just me or do his eyes look even weireder without his 6" thick glasses on.
                    I just think he's an ugly bastard, so you know his wife has got to be hideous.

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                      #11
                      OH MY GAWD!!! WHAT IF THEY REPRODUCE?!?!

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                        #12
                        Anyone notice that Phil's married? How'd he manage that one?

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                          #13
                          I don't think Phil is a troll. He's just that sad.

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                            #14
                            Koto, he's obviously being sarcastic dude...and much like his jokes, his martial abilities are quite lame.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by xingyifa
                              OH MY GAWD!!! WHAT IF THEY REPRODUCE?!?!
                              Can different species reproduce?

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