To JKDChick

[CanucKyokushin]

WoW!Very good post JDChick!

I'm sure Phil read it and just fumed over his computer.Because he knows he can't argue back over your post.

But I have one question if it's not too personnal.But the 'Man' who ask you to change.Change into the better or worst?

And another.

How have you lost friends?Have they been very negative in your training?Are they old TKD buds who can't understand why you would do BJJ?

I know these could be personnal.I'm just curious because I think I have had very similar situations to you.

[Thaiboxerken]

Phil got owned. JKDchick is not just th3 sexy, but she's now my hero too!

[FighterJones]

JKDchick...Outstanding.

[Mr. Mantis]

I can tell JKDChick is a good fighter.

[DCS]

Found this in the web:

Notice that none of these reasons actually apply today. Today is the day to become aware of the choice made, and to choose to face conflict head on. Becoming aware that you have a choice is the first step to affirming the feminine warrior spirit.

Btw, the author is a bullshido registered user.

[Equipoise]

You guys are wasting your time. JKDChick will never give herself to any man who can not best her in a fight. Only High Lord Kalidor could accomplish such a task.

I'm sharpening my Spatha.

[Zendetta]

THis is the obvious in-bad-taste question:

Phil vs JKDChick!!!

who would win, and how?

***

I think that, having consumed tons of bad fiction and pop violence, JKDChick would have a plan to deal with the many gadgets on Phil's utility belt.

Perhaps she'd attack in the airport or wear a chainmail shirt under her Gi - and thus Phil's concealed tomahawk and various deadly weapons are neutralized long enough for her to use enough str33t-jutsu to lock out his knife arm and *SNAP*. All down hill from there.

[Meex]

Since :phil: is sooooo prepared. . .
sniper rifle w/scope on rooftop from 500 yds. . .one shot to the back of the ear.

`~/

[JKDChick]

Don't creampuffs by definition not have a high pain threshold?

Creampuff as in "not a good fighter".

[JKDChick]

But I have one question if it's not too personnal.But the 'Man' who ask you to change.Change into the better or worst?

Very much for the better. I changed not FOR this person, but because of them. I chose to alter behaviour that I knew they found unacceptable because altering that behavious did not compromise my personal integrity or sense of self, but improved them. And I'm not talking about a "relationship" here.

For someone who has spoken out long and loud about "martial arts not being the path to enlightenment" I have to say I've changed enourmously for the better because of my training.

And another.

How have you lost friends?Have they been very negative in your training?Are they old TKD buds who can't understand why you would do BJJ?

There are people I simply have no time to talk to anymore, because I train so much and they can't understand why I'd rather go running or rolling than hang out in a coffee house and talk about the same things we've been talking about for 15 years. People who cannot conceive of why I can't have that second beer, actually, because I have a lesson tomorrow at 12:30. "But that's like 14 hours away!" "Yeah, and alcohol is a metabolic poison that leaves my body very slowly. I will DIE tomorrow if I drink that now." "God, you're such a PRISS these days."

Then when I do hang out with some people, I have nothing to say to them. Nothing. I genuniely don't CARE about the stuff I used to care about. I want to talk about getting enough protein, and why everyone thinks they can do hip throws properly and it's actually really god-damn difficult.

Which is me being obsessive and boring actually, no fault of theirs. We're just in different mental places, these days. It makes me sad ... but I'd rather be who I am now, and looking forward.

[JKDChick]

Since :phil: is sooooo prepared. . .
sniper rifle w/scope on rooftop from 500 yds. . .one shot to the back of the ear.

`~/

Actually, that is true martial arts.

[Hedgehogey]

Gentle reader, if you will kindly look up, you will see a large, unnuetered fruit bat, an obvious offworld import, making an erratic flight towards you. This fruit bat will alight on your face, and though you struggle, it's small, barely mamallian testicles will softly touch your forehead. And as it chatters you will be aware of the message I am sending you via Ixian distrans, implanted in the animal's chatter.

Found this in the web:



Btw, the author is a bullshido registered user.

Now i'm a big fan of evolutionary psychology. Hell, I have complete ancestral memory, I AM evolutionary psychology. And I have been known to give old Dr. Jung a worm-bodyjob or two in gratitude for his setting the stage for my arrival.

But seriously. This female warrior thing. A bit over the top, no? I mean, does it not stir images of girls in malls wearing t-shirts over their nonexistent chests that say things like GIRLS ROCK, BOYS STINK?

I'm sure that is not what the original author intended, but every statement is imbedded within a matrix of it's own cultural assumptions, without which it would just be a meaningless sound. An articulate article is a powerful statement indeed. Stil, encouraging mediocrity in order to immunize humanity to it is the job of the god-emperor. BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN THAT I AS A UNIQUE HUMAN (WORM?) BEING HAVE TO LIKE IT AND I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT DEEP DOWN INSIDE I AM A SWELL GUY WHOM YOU WOULD PROBABLY LIKE TO HAVE A BEER WITH IF I WERE STILL CAPABLE OF DRINKING LIQUIDS

As for the rest of you grapefruit rapers, I realize that JKDC is very sexually frustrated (THOUGH YOU SHOULD TRY HAVING A PENIS THAT CANNOT STAND THE TOUCH OF WATER IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUE MEANING OF THE PHRASE) since she is far too busy being savagely mauled by helio with a severed cow's leg (AKA training) to get laid but c'mon...I doubt she needs you to whip it out and suddenly propose a night of PURE CANDY CREAM LEMON PARADISE ending with you pouring crude oil on her vagina and photographing your friends pointing at it while wearing Bush II and Middle Eastern Leader masks...Delicous though the Abu Ghraib parralels may be.

[Pandinha]

Since I'm the only one here who has rolled with JKD Chick and is my team mate though we no longer train together, I can state 100 percent...

She would fuck all you bitches up.

[JKDChick]

Thanks, Anthony. Hedge, I knew you'd be making an appearance soon.

[Wounded Ronin]

Since I'm the only one here who has rolled with JKD Chick and is my team mate though we no longer train together, I can state 100 percent...

She would fuck all you bitches up.

How do you know someone posting on this thread isn't really Royce Gracie in disguise?