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    What the hell are you waiting for?!? Buy phil's Shorthand Empty Hand now!!!



    Paperback Price: $12.95

    Excerpt from book

    About the Book

    In this book, Phil Elmore, publisher of The Martialist?: The Magazine For Those Who Fight Unfairly, outlines a basic curriculum of empty-hand self-defense. Shorthand Empty Hand? is your expedient key to physical combat using your body?s natural weapons. Stylized but pragmatic, Shorthand Empty Hand? could save your life.

    A bastardized, hybridized form of martial arts and combatives that anyone can learn relatively quickly, Shorthand Empty Hand? gives the average citizen the power to fight and win when faced with a violent physical attack. No system is the ultimate system and no book can truly teach you what you must do to fight another human being, but Shorthand Empty Hand? gives you the conceptual framework from which to approach fighting with your bare hands.
    http://www.booklocker.com/books/1996.html
    Kungfoolss, Scourge of the theory-based stylists, Most Feared man at Bullshido.com, and the Preeminent Force in the martial arts political arena

    #2
    phil cracks me up. :evil6:
    Kungfoolss, Scourge of the theory-based stylists, Most Feared man at Bullshido.com, and the Preeminent Force in the martial arts political arena

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      #3
      What a wierdo this Phil guy is.
      One Somali Pirate.

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        #4
        Check out the second page,fist paragraph.Hoplophobic?????.Is that a new word?
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        "God damn America" --Muammar al-Gaddafi

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          #5
          Originally posted by Mr_Mantis
          What a wierdo this Phil guy is.
          I'm sort of curious about the layout of the book. Probably filled with nauseating photographs of phil attempting to appear the fearsome and dangerous warrior he believes himself to be. Apparently, he's living out his fantasy through the publication of this book and his online rag, either that, or he's desperately laying the foundation of a RBSD leader for future purposes. Any way you cut it, phil's a sick puppy.
          Kungfoolss, Scourge of the theory-based stylists, Most Feared man at Bullshido.com, and the Preeminent Force in the martial arts political arena

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            #6
            Originally posted by Canuckyokushin
            Check out the second page,fist paragraph.Hoplophobic?????.Is that a new word?
            A fear of "gun nuts"? According to this site.
            Kungfoolss, Scourge of the theory-based stylists, Most Feared man at Bullshido.com, and the Preeminent Force in the martial arts political arena

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              #7
              Originally posted by Kungfoolss
              A fear of "gun nuts"? According to this site.
              I would have accused phil of 'Hoplophilia - "Sexual Arousal From Weaponry."instead.
              Kungfoolss, Scourge of the theory-based stylists, Most Feared man at Bullshido.com, and the Preeminent Force in the martial arts political arena

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                #8
                You know, when I first found Bullshido I thought Phil was just a nut.

                Now I am convinced he is an ubertroll. Quite possibly the single greatest troll the internet has ever seen. I mean let's all be honest, he strikes me as entirely too intelligent and has way too much of a sense of humor to believe his own bullshit.

                But what is he doing? HE IS MAKING MONEY OFF PEOPLE WHO WANT TO BELIEVE HIS CRAP! They buy his newsletter, they buy his books, they eat his words up. And he gets to satirize them in such a way that they don't even get it. He could jump completely off the deep end and people would eat it up. He gets to make fun of them, make money off them, and be idolized by the people who are too stupid to realize they are being had.

                Oh yes, as an added bonus he gets to piss off the Bullshidoists.

                All bow down before Phil Elmore - UBERTROLL!!!

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                  #9
                  Check out the second page,fist paragraph.Hoplophobic?????.Is that a new word?
                  No. It was coined years ago to describe people who have an irrational fear of weapons or armed people. "Hoplo" = "weapons or armaments" in ancient Greek, hence their word "hoplite" for "men at arms."

                  The earliest reference I've seen was an essay in which Col. Jeff Cooper suggested its use to refer to the irrational anti-gun screechers. Rosie O'Donnell would be a good example of a hoplophobe; someone who knows nothing about weapons but fears them and hates armed people anyway. It's not really all that different than any other phobia (though I don't think it's in the DSM.) ;)
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                    #10
                    Phil Elmore's melodrama makes me want to puke.
                    Rad ki was made up by adolescents. I do not know who created trad ki but it was not made by adolescents. your an ass dude, Im not being a little bitch you are, your past the level of a bitch. Your beyond Bitch! If im easting my time with ki and psi, then your wasting time to prove frauds, and all shit like that! -theoutsider

                    Kick boxing is ok, but don't expect do beat a man like Rickson Gracie with that. You need a real martial art. You need Xing Yi Quan. -Emptyflower

                    The splits, how ever, have a few martial uses. Doing the splits for me, can put my fists in testical strike range.

                    dont ignore the Art for the Martial or else your just kick boxing

                    Yes i am serious, there are kicks that can block punches. we have them in Moo duk kwan.
                    I want to learn how to use them in case my arm gets broken in a fight.
                    what would you have me do? if my arm gets broke, not block punches? -sempi-stone

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                      #11
                      Kungfoolss, they weren't accusing him of hoplophobia, he accused others of hoplophobia in his book. Try to keep up.

                      Also, hoplophile would imply a regard for all weapons, not just guns. That site asks what other word might replace "gun nut" so as to avoid offending gun nuts such as myself. The preferred term among gun enthusiasts is "gun geek." A gun geek treats guns the way computer geeks treat computers; he pays too much for fancy or unusual versions, he customizes beyond all sense, he seeks out reading and training far beyond any professional need . . . .but he has fun doing it.
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Don Gwinn

                        Rosie O'Donnell would be a good example of a hoplophobe; someone who knows nothing about weapons but fears them and hates armed people anyway. It's not really all that different than any other phobia (though I don't think it's in the DSM.) ;)
                        Funny how her body guards were armed, huh?...

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Don Gwinn
                          Kungfoolss, they weren't accusing him of hoplophobia, he accused others of hoplophobia in his book. Try to keep up.
                          What the hell did you think I was talking about Gwinn? :sad3:
                          Kungfoolss, Scourge of the theory-based stylists, Most Feared man at Bullshido.com, and the Preeminent Force in the martial arts political arena

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                            #14
                            I heard this is a coloring book.

                            PL

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Poop-Loops
                              I heard this is a coloring book.

                              PL
                              How about a Paint-By-Numbers book?
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