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    People wot I have injured

    Simon, taichi student, ( choked briefly unconscious)
    Luise, amatuer boxer (spun around, sat on my lap, goosenecked and headlocked until she yelled)
    Visi Moodaley (the infamous "big black man".) (Headbutted, backheeled, choked)
    But he got me back with a half nelson, a fireman's carry and outdoing me speedwise in headbutting competitions.

    A friend of mine who was on speed (choked, but otherwise she would have been beateb up by a bouncer)

    My twin brother (heaps of times. Mainly bites, a headbutt once and I have broken several chairs over his head.)
    An ex rugby playing friend of mine who was in a car accident. This guy is a consummate wrestler (bitten, eyegouged, choked, headbutted)
    A bouncer friend of mine (who taught me choking) Boston Crabbed!

    Ah. the joys of martial pragmatism
    Last edited by Toby Christensen; 6/04/2005 12:32am, .
    What am I?:

    I am ignorant, thieving, lying, hypocrital, violent and thoroughly self obssessed. I steal from others to make myself look better, only to make the item or information worse.

    I go on and on and ON about how brave and strong and brilliant and wealthy I am, but in the end I'm all mouth and no trousers.

    That's right children, I'm your average AMERICUNT! and I exemplify AMERICA!:911flag:

    :occasion1

    JohnnyCache's "retort" proving how much he knows about medicine and geography and First World countries:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...=78188&page=22

    Yes, through persistent lack of work and the cultivation of ignorance, he is a true American.

    #2
    Fascinating.

    PL

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      #3
      According to my experience in Dynasty Warriors, that's a pathetic K.O. count. I know I get 500 people per level, at least.

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        #4
        Interesting, i usually dont wait to see what has happened or if they are serious or not, usually just leave them knocked out. Only ever heard of one guy who was in hospital from the beating, cops were looking for me and the only reason why i knew they came around to my house wanting to chat to me about it, of course i was never there and thanks to mum who told them i dont live there!

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          #5
          Good to see you've left a written confession to evading arrest. If what you originally did wasn't enough to get you in trouble, this should be.

          Then there's all the lameness that comes with bragging about breaking the law over the internet.

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            #6
            Why would you brag about injuring people in training?
            Tough is not how you act, tough is how you train.

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              #7
              Insecurities.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Striker1976
                Interesting, i usually dont wait to see what has happened or if they are serious or not, usually just leave them knocked out. Only ever heard of one guy who was in hospital from the beating, cops were looking for me and the only reason why i knew they came around to my house wanting to chat to me about it, of course i was never there and thanks to mum who told them i dont live there!
                Well, you're super bad . . . but do you have soul?

                I've only really hurt one guy in training, but I broke his jaw with a shin kick. I felt like a dick for several minutes.

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                  #9
                  I once killed 100 men in a secret underground tournament in Hong Kong. It was secret and underground so there is no record but I did it.



                  "There is no such thing as a bisexual man. If you like dick, you're gay."

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                    #10
                    I dim-mak'd Frank Dux and gave him a brain tumor.

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                      #11
                      I hurt someones feelings once... :sad2:

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                        #12
                        While practicing Aikido once, I grabbed my partner slightly above the wrist where I was supposed to, and made him slightly uncomfortable.

                        PL

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Poop-Loops
                          While practicing Aikido once, I grabbed my partner slightly above the wrist where I was supposed to, and made him slightly uncomfortable.

                          PL
                          Goddamn, talk about hardcore.. :smile:

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                            #14
                            What the hell is the point of this thread? I could break a dozen arms a day in class if I wanted. Just dont stop cranking when they tap. Good job ass fuck, you're a black belt in dickwadfu... hiiiiii ya!

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                              #15
                              I just kicked my dog on the way to the kitchen to get a soda. It was dark in the dining room and she was lying in the middle of the floor.

                              I'm so cool.
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