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    Ninja Beatdown

    Yesterday a ninja master challenged a Judoka/MMA fighter to a fight one of his students. Here is the result, a video is being prepared for the internet as we speak


    We got the epic battle on tape. Here's what happened.
    The ninjas showed up on time. There were three. The student and the master wore black ninja suits. The female ninja wore a white ninja suit. Nobody wore masks though. Sankaku513 had on a blue Judo gi with MT hand and feet wraps underneath.
    The ninjas had Sankaku and our Sensei sign a release form and we had them do the same. Everybody examined the safety gear to be used. Mouth-pieces groin cups and fight gloves were all that we asked for. Everybody agreed to striking and grappling. The match is over when somebody gets knocked out or taps out.

    The ninja started off in a very weird stance. Sankaku was in his Judo stance. Ninjas throws a punch [reverse punch for you Karate guys] with a loud kiai. Sankaku turns it into a seionage. Sankaku takes it to the ground and dominates for about 5 minutes. I saw so many Judo techniques here that I cant name them all. Juji gatame. Hadaka jime. Sankaku jime. Waki gatame. Kataha jime. Even some pins. Every time the ninja was about to tap out Sankaku would let him go.

    Sankaku let the ninja up and did two more throws. A perfect Hane makikome and a nearly perfect Ude gashi that he follwed through into a Juji gatame. The ninja was visibly getting frustrated so Sankaku stood it up. He switched to his MT stance and kicked the ninja in the leg. The ninja went down hard. He yelled "matte" while on the mat. Sankaku wins with not even a single effective technique landed by the ninja. Sankaku did what he said he would do. He opened up a Judo clinic on the ninja and ended it with Muay Thai.

    There were no secret techniques and no mystical defences. The ninja tried punches only to be met with throws. He went for joint locks only to be met with armbars. He got hit with a Thai kick to the leg and fell where he stood. He quit from the pain. There were no complaints on either side. Nobody accused anyone of cheating. The ninjas left peacefully. But the ninja master looked very disappointed. Sankaku did not gloat and did not brag. After the fight he continued on to teach his Judo class. He is still there right now an hour and a half later.

    Keri has this on tape which we will load onto the site. Were buying the video capture device necessary to transfer VHS onto a computer. Sankaku will also send a copy of the tape to JudoSensei so he can put it up on here.

    You can read to entire ordeal here

    http://judoforum.com/index.php?showtopic=5425

    #2
    Great stuff.

    It's a shame that Sankaku didn't follow through on those chokes, though. "I choked out a ninja" is a line everyone should aspire to have on their resume.

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      #3
      Does "matte" actually mean anything? Also vids plz thx.

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        #4
        "Matte!" means "stop!" in judo.

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          #5
          Awesome!
          "Labor is prior to, and independent of, capital. Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if labor had not first existed. Labor is the superior of capital, and deserves much the higher consideration." -A. Lincoln

          Vote your conscience.... Vote Libertarian!

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            #6
            Need video... Everybody in here want to see ninjas owned by mmaists!
            "The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the Supreme Being as His father, in the womb of a virgin will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter." -Thomas Jefferson - (purposefully taken out of its context) Source.

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              #7
              No, I would like to see ninja own people in full contact fighting and of course the real Wing Chun. Also, where's the videos of Wing Chun vs. Ninja.

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                #8
                the video is being formatted it will probably be a few days unfortunately

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                  #9
                  BJJ wins again!

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                    #10
                    What would happen if a ninja fought a WC guy? Would one of them win, or would they annihilate each other and destroy the world in an implosion of incompetence?
                    There are no wrong threats, only wrong answers. (Strategy game truism)

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Beatdown Richie
                      What would happen if a ninja fought a WC guy? Would one of them win, or would they annihilate each other and destroy the world in an implosion of incompetence?

                      Ninjutsu VS Wing Chun.... damn, that would be worth seeing.

                      Both bow to each other.

                      WC- into pigeon toe stance
                      Ninja - Hides behind plant.
                      WC- moves to find ninja
                      Ninja- whips shuriken at WC guy
                      WC - Parries shuriken with lop sau but it get stuck to his "sticky hands" !!
                      Ninja - climbs up wall and falls down on WC guy and impales himself on own shuriken !!
                      WC - Collapses with weight of ninja and shuriken, dies in pool of own urine.

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                        #12
                        Zuffa, make it happen!
                        There are no wrong threats, only wrong answers. (Strategy game truism)

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Yrkoon9
                          BJJ wins again!
                          Zhoo Zitsu reigns supreme

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by JohnnyCache
                            Does "matte" actually mean anything? Also vids plz thx.
                            It also means "wait", eg. "chotto matte" = "wait a sec".



                            Anyway, that battle was awesome. It's like that Mortal Kombat game where you hit the trigger button to switch styles. Expo!
                            Lone Wolf McQuade Final Fight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmrDe_mYUXg

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                              #15
                              TTT for link to vid

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