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    Explosive power??

    http://www.yichuankungfu.com/video.htm

    Some of the clips look legit, but some to me look staged... what do ya think?

    http://www.yichuankungfu.com/video.htm

    #2
    Dude. Stages. Seriously. Wow. This . . this is worth watching.

    What there did you think looked not staged?

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      #3
      the two old videos, the techniques could be really good off balancing techniques or something of the sort.

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        #4
        ASSHATTERY.

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          #5
          Are you a complete fucking moron? What part of those videos look even remotely legit?

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            #6
            A-bomb, know THAT is explosive power.

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              #7
              Dude, do you even have to ask?

              Then I've got a bridge to sell ya!
              DIDN'T YOU KNOW?! The Chinese know everything! And they knew it 4,000 years before YOU did!

              "Yes. Yes I am. I'm clearly illiterate and dictating this post to a squadron of several dozen trained jumping beans I've coearced into living on my keyboard, each named after a letter or character, which bounce up and down as I call their names." -JohnnyCache

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                #8
                http://www.yichuankungfu.com/images/JCCPun2a.mpg

                Check out the student on the left on this one:

                1) His center of mass never moves.
                2) You can watch him react to the shout by raising his legs as fast as possible to make a BIG stomping noise.

                It's an excellent example of Pavlovian conditioning.

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                  #9
                  Now hold on, maybe there is something to this "explosive chi" stuff; what if he focused his chi into his guts and superheated the contents? The resulting explosive fart probably smelled so bad that his two students couldn't help but use leaping kung to run the hell away from the rotten burrito stuffed up a dead guy's ass smell.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MALibrarian
                    http://www.yichuankungfu.com/images/JCCPun2a.mpg

                    Check out the student on the left on this one:

                    1) His center of mass never moves.
                    2) You can watch him react to the shout by raising his legs as fast as possible to make a BIG stomping noise.
                    Yeah, it reminds me of old time pro-wrestling, where they always stomp the mat whenever they punch to make that "impact" sound.

                    Hilarious :)

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                      #11
                      I can't see what the problem is.
                      Looks okay to me, although that guy's chi is a bit weak.
                      Can't your teachers do that?
                      If not, I suggest you train somewhere else.

                      Would you accept the demonstration if all the students
                      were suspended from ropes, so there would be no way
                      for them to 'jump' backwards?

                      If your teacher's chi is weak, that's prolly why your chi is weak, too.
                      Not because it doesn't exist. . .but, because your teacher is weak.

                      `~/

                      btw - send me $12,000 and I'll send you a video of my master
                      demonstrating his chi in various 'real life' circumstances;
                      - pushing down homeless panhandlers,
                      - getting old ladies across the street,
                      - winning in Vegas @ slots,
                      - resetting the week's rental car odometer to +15 miles,
                      etc.
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                        #12
                        "For additional information or an appointment to observe a class in the San Francisco Bay Area, call Master Fung at (510) 352-1263"

                        Someone grab a video camera and head over there.

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                          #13
                          Fagetry, first class. Someone ask to armbar him and let him blow his way out, unless he is someone who refuses to go to the ground in order to keep his silk pajamas clean.

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                            #14
                            haha, good stuff there.

                            Ya know, I always wonder why these guys aren't kicking ass in professional boxing if they're real. He should be able to just put up his chi shield and not ever get hit by his opponent and then do a super chi punch to knock them out.

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                              #15
                              If he could actually "force" people back with his Chi/Qi then why hasn't he gone for the Million dollar prize over at the Randi Foundation?

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