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  • THEMAD1
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    Originally posted by JohnnyCache
    I acutally remember something about some people somewhere getting fined for writing in 'jedi' or similar on a census form a coupla' years ago. . .

    They claimed they were going to fine people on the Australian census. I wrote Jedi and so did a bunch of my friends. I never got fined.

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  • Goldenmane
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    That Klingon manual was made years ago, and the guy who published it got taken to court over it, as far as I remember. If someone's publishing it again, I'll be surprised if they get away with it. The Star Trek folks are not notoriously happy about people making money from their stuff without them getting a cut.

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  • JohnnyCache
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    I acutally remember something about some people somewhere getting fined for writing in 'jedi' or similar on a census form a coupla' years ago. . .

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  • lifetime
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    Originally posted by badandy
    Goddamnit, I actually thought the website was a joke when I first glanced at it...then I noticed that they have a "Humor and Novelty" section. I hate crap like this. It's so dumb that it physically hurts.
    Haha.

    Dude I wanna learn the three cuts of the Jedi Lightsaber!

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  • badandy
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    Goddamnit, I actually thought the website was a joke when I first glanced at it...then I noticed that they have a "Humor and Novelty" section. I hate crap like this. It's so dumb that it physically hurts.

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  • Ted Deadly
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    The Klingon language is supposed to be the fastest growing language in the world, with lots of books, etc.

    Maybe Mok'Bara will replace all those TKD McDojos on every corner.
    Wouldn't that be special.

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  • Feryk
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    First you need a deadly Klingon head...

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  • nasty_totoro
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    i wanna learn da deadly klingon headbutt !!!

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  • Feryk
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    Originally posted by grandloupmechant
    http://dojopress.com/catalogbk41.html

    Actually there's more... learn the sex life of Ashida Kim...



    He's going into porn as well... Nice.
    If you keep this up, I'm going to vomit. On you.

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  • grandloupmechant
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    http://dojopress.com/catalogbk41.html

    Actually there's more... learn the sex life of Ashida Kim...

    The Amorous Adventures of Ashida Kim is the chronicle of his fifth trip to Africa in the service of the Black Dragon Fighting Society. His "cover story" at that time was being a "bouncer in a brothel." These are the tales of the ladies he met and helped during that turbulent period, that provide a glimpse into how the "real" world works, behind the scenes, inside the secret meetings, and how real warriors behave, regardless of the venue of their employment. As a first person narrative, it also provides a certain degree of insight into the mind of the Master Ninja- Ashida Kim. Rumor has it that this is the screenplay for his soon to be released motion picture.
    He's going into porn as well... Nice.

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  • Wounded Ronin
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    Whenever I saw Worf assaulting people on TNG, he didn't seem to have any Klingon-fu. He just swung around real clumsy like. Perhaps it was drunken Klingon-fu.

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  • Dio
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    I know Lucas is cool with people making nonprofit fanfilms, etc, but does selling a Jedi book like this cross any trademark/copyright lines?

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  • Edge
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    This is my personal favorite:

    http://host128.ipowerweb.com/~dojopres/catalogbk7.html

    MUGEI-MUMEI no Jitsu

    THE 21st Century Martial Art

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    ANYONE CAN BE A BLACK BELT
    No contracts or expensive classes

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    No boring forms or impossible exercises

    OVERCOME ANY ATTACKER
    Without physical Contact

    BREAK BRICKS WITH YOUR BARE HANDS
    No practice required

    KILL AND RESTORE TO LIFE
    The Power of Life and Death

    GO BEYOND MERE TECHNIQUE
    And learn he nature of Warriorship

    Arranged in the traditional manner of Self Instruction, those who read this book even once will possess the knowledge and therefore the power, equal to that of any Black Belt 1st Degree in any recognized system of martial arts known to man. That rank and the Official DOJO Certificate confirming it are conferred upon the purchase of this text. The actual level of skill of the individual is a matter of personal choice and practice.

    It has been said that, "Mugei-Mumei no Jitsu is better than Kung Fu, badder than Karate, softer than Tai Chi, gentler than Judo, and deadlier than Dim Mak." But, it is not WE who have said this.

    BLACK BELT CERTIFICATE and
    FREE BLACK DRAGON MEMBERSHIP ID CARD
    included with purchase

    5 1/2 x 8 1/2 , softcover;
    retail $ 19.95 USD

    Pay With PayPal

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  • LolodesBois
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    Wouldn't surprise me that Ashida is the author of all these books.....

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  • MasterKiller
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    Ashida Kim is heavily involved in the Church of the Jedi. Check their message board sometime. I think he links to it from his ninja website.

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