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  • jaychiu
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    Originally posted by Shuma-Gorath
    Excuse me, but I believe you are forgetting Kongfoolss' true nemesis.
    Yeah but you're on his ignore list so he doesn't even respond to your comments.

    Besides, Aeso is very pro-BJJ that it would be interesting to see him against Djimbe, the Defender of all things CMA.

    Anyway, I got my fix by going over to gamefaqs and then to Djimbe's "Idiot Free" board.

    Wow. :BangHead:

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  • Shuma-Gorath
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    Originally posted by jaychiu
    Who doesn't want to see Aesopian vs. Djimbe in a debate?
    Excuse me, but I believe you are forgetting Kongfoolss' true nemesis.

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  • HAPKO3
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    Originally posted by Feryk
    If you need 50 pages of unadulterated Djimbe to make you laugh, well, something is just not right, there. He used to make me skip threads entirely, because any decent points got drowned in the sheer volume of long winded, terribly structured, and grammatically impossible posts.

    :new_argue
    Seconded.

    His posts were pretty fucking funny, but in order to laugh at then, you had to tear your way through his writing style, which always made my head hurt.

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  • Feryk
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    Originally posted by jaychiu
    C'mon. The current batch of WC defenders just aren't cutting it. Who doesn't want to see Aesopian vs. Djimbe in a debate? With Serious Harm and TBK in the wings?

    High comedy guaranteed. 50 pages. Minimum.

    :smileinbo
    If you need 50 pages of unadulterated Djimbe to make you laugh, well, something is just not right, there. He used to make me skip threads entirely, because any decent points got drowned in the sheer volume of long winded, terribly structured, and grammatically impossible posts.

    :new_argue

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  • Beneath Contempt
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    Djimbe was quite a laugh. It was his typing I couldn't stand.

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  • jaychiu
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    C'mon. The current batch of WC defenders just aren't cutting it. Who doesn't want to see Aesopian vs. Djimbe in a debate? With Serious Harm and TBK in the wings?

    High comedy guaranteed. 50 pages. Minimum.

    :smileinbo

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  • Feryk
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    jaychiu,

    I vote for having you boiled in oil for that motion. And made to do hours of Turkish Oil wrestling with Djimbe.

    Sure, Djimbe and Tigerfly were good for a laugh or two, but they only ended up derailing multiple threads, and his circular, paranoid logic was too annoying to contemplate. Besides, without his exit, Serious Harm wouldn't have been able to blossom into the utter idiot he has come to be.

    Clearly, Djibme's a deranged lunatic, looking for devotion wherever he can find it. If a bullshidoka wants to slam him in that forum, then so be it. But for chrissakes, keep him over there.

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  • jaychiu
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    Okay, I'll say it. I miss Djimbe.

    With all this Wing Chun bashing going on and all the BJJ/MT "nut riding" we need the "DEFENDER OF CMA" to come back. NOW.

    The current defenders just aren't cutting it. The comedy scales way too low, we never reach 50+ pages anymore, and my mind hasn't been boogled in months.

    Someone should extend an olive branch. Who's with me on this?

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  • lifetime
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    Amongst the denizens of GameFAQs a massive slug like Djimbe the Hutt could easily be constituted as a godlike creature.

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  • TylerDurden
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    Right, that was a great excuse. I am thinking if I change my bench grip I should be able to add 400 pounds or so this week alone.

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  • JKDChick
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    Yes, and then Tigerfly claimed that that it wasn't REALLY a "deadlift" because he held his hands differently and that TOTALLY changed the physics of the motion.

    Boyd had the best comment about here, though, when Djimbe claimed that she'd lost like 300 pounds or something and only LOOKED fat because of all her loose skin. Boyd came back with something like (in the middle of a paragraph demolishing something he said: "...you would have us believe that Tigerfly is just a skinny person in heavy camouflage ..."

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  • TylerDurden
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    It was deadlift. Djimbe claimed something like 15-16% body fat and an over 1000 pound deadlift. The world record for deadlifting is somewhere in the 850-900 range as I recall.

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  • jaychiu
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    My favorite memory is when he claimed that for someone to open up a Martial Arts school in the NY Chinatown area they needed to ask his Sifu's permission first. ike he's the godfather of Chinatown or something.

    I asked if you didn't what would his Sifu do? Go to your school and break your school sign in half? Challenge you to an underground "deathmatch"? It was so "Dragon, the Bruce Lee Story"!!

    Somehow I don't think his sifu approved this place: http://www.chinatownmartialarts.com/

    Good times.

    All these fond memories of Djimbe just brings a tear to my eye.

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  • MrMcFu
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    He can bench 1100 lbs or something. That was a good one. Oh and that his girlfriend, weighing in at 250 lbs or something, had great cardio and could beat a college wrestler. And a BJJ blue belt. If I remember correctly, that spawed the hilarious chocolate cake/treadmill picture.

    Don't forget about the Matt Thorton challenge either.

    Another fond memory I have is a flame war between myself and his girlfriend (Tigerfly), in which she told me she knew she could do a technique without having to practice it competently because it was only simple physics.

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  • Knightmare
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    Originally posted by Beneath Contempt
    Nothing in the whole Djimbe saga was ever funnier than when he left the address of his personal webspace up, and there was gay porn on it.
    LMAO!

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