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    I am lazy. Someone post some of the worst rapings he endured and I will post the links.
    And that's when I figured out that tears couldn't make somebody who was dead alive again. There's another thing to learn about tears, they can't make somebody who doesn't love you any more love you again. It's the same with prayers. I wonder how much of their lives people waste crying and praying to God. If you ask me, the devil makes more sense than God does. I can at least see why people would want him around. It's good to have somebody to blame for the bad stuff they do. Maybe God's there because people get scared of all the bad stuff they do. They figure that God and the Devil are always playing this game of tug-of-war game with them. And they never know which side they're gonna wind up on. I guess that tug-of-war idea explains how sometimes, even when people try to do something good, it still turns out bad.


      Originally posted by dodger87
      What the crap? He's going to Gamefaq to talk about martial arts? The only time I go there is when I get stuck on FFX and FFX-2.
      It's much worse than you think. He and his buttertroll of a wife are actually respected over there.
      Originally posted by The Wastrel
      I think the forum's traditionally light-handed approach to moderation has become untenable.


        Nothing in the whole Djimbe saga was ever funnier than when he left the address of his personal webspace up, and there was gay porn on it.


          Holyfuckingshit, that forum is god-awful.
          "We spoke to them in the only language they understood: the machine gun"


            He can't cut it with the people who count (i.e. DO martial arts) so he decides he will become a God among 14 year old boys who have no friends? Fantastic.



              Originally posted by Beneath Contempt
              Nothing in the whole Djimbe saga was ever funnier than when he left the address of his personal webspace up, and there was gay porn on it.


                Originally posted by Beneath Contempt
                Nothing in the whole Djimbe saga was ever funnier than when he left the address of his personal webspace up, and there was gay porn on it.


                  He can bench 1100 lbs or something. That was a good one. Oh and that his girlfriend, weighing in at 250 lbs or something, had great cardio and could beat a college wrestler. And a BJJ blue belt. If I remember correctly, that spawed the hilarious chocolate cake/treadmill picture.

                  Don't forget about the Matt Thorton challenge either.

                  Another fond memory I have is a flame war between myself and his girlfriend (Tigerfly), in which she told me she knew she could do a technique without having to practice it competently because it was only simple physics.


                    My favorite memory is when he claimed that for someone to open up a Martial Arts school in the NY Chinatown area they needed to ask his Sifu's permission first. ike he's the godfather of Chinatown or something.

                    I asked if you didn't what would his Sifu do? Go to your school and break your school sign in half? Challenge you to an underground "deathmatch"? It was so "Dragon, the Bruce Lee Story"!!

                    Somehow I don't think his sifu approved this place:

                    Good times.

                    All these fond memories of Djimbe just brings a tear to my eye.


                      It was deadlift. Djimbe claimed something like 15-16% body fat and an over 1000 pound deadlift. The world record for deadlifting is somewhere in the 850-900 range as I recall.
                      Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?


                        Yes, and then Tigerfly claimed that that it wasn't REALLY a "deadlift" because he held his hands differently and that TOTALLY changed the physics of the motion.

                        Boyd had the best comment about here, though, when Djimbe claimed that she'd lost like 300 pounds or something and only LOOKED fat because of all her loose skin. Boyd came back with something like (in the middle of a paragraph demolishing something he said: " would have us believe that Tigerfly is just a skinny person in heavy camouflage ..."
                        Monkey Ninjas! Attack!


                          Right, that was a great excuse. I am thinking if I change my bench grip I should be able to add 400 pounds or so this week alone.
                          Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?


                            Amongst the denizens of GameFAQs a massive slug like Djimbe the Hutt could easily be constituted as a godlike creature.

                            Rad ki was made up by adolescents. I do not know who created trad ki but it was not made by adolescents. your an ass dude, Im not being a little bitch you are, your past the level of a bitch. Your beyond Bitch! If im easting my time with ki and psi, then your wasting time to prove frauds, and all shit like that! -theoutsider

                            Kick boxing is ok, but don't expect do beat a man like Rickson Gracie with that. You need a real martial art. You need Xing Yi Quan. -Emptyflower

                            The splits, how ever, have a few martial uses. Doing the splits for me, can put my fists in testical strike range.

                            dont ignore the Art for the Martial or else your just kick boxing

                            Yes i am serious, there are kicks that can block punches. we have them in Moo duk kwan.
                            I want to learn how to use them in case my arm gets broken in a fight.
                            what would you have me do? if my arm gets broke, not block punches? -sempi-stone


                              Okay, I'll say it. I miss Djimbe.

                              With all this Wing Chun bashing going on and all the BJJ/MT "nut riding" we need the "DEFENDER OF CMA" to come back. NOW.

                              The current defenders just aren't cutting it. The comedy scales way too low, we never reach 50+ pages anymore, and my mind hasn't been boogled in months.

                              Someone should extend an olive branch. Who's with me on this?



                                I vote for having you boiled in oil for that motion. And made to do hours of Turkish Oil wrestling with Djimbe.

                                Sure, Djimbe and Tigerfly were good for a laugh or two, but they only ended up derailing multiple threads, and his circular, paranoid logic was too annoying to contemplate. Besides, without his exit, Serious Harm wouldn't have been able to blossom into the utter idiot he has come to be.

                                Clearly, Djibme's a deranged lunatic, looking for devotion wherever he can find it. If a bullshidoka wants to slam him in that forum, then so be it. But for chrissakes, keep him over there.
                                Originally posted by pauli
                                i was once told that "do" means wrecking people's shit for your own philosophical betterment.

                                Originally posted by melvin_peebles
                                I could be mistaking dumbness for delusion. I'll have to go dig out my DSM IV. It's great to have stumbled upon this site. The rich fauna and flora of mental dysfunction that exists in the martial arts is amazing. It's like the Galapagos.



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