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    WSL The Man the Legend

    Wong Shun Leung 1935 - 1997


    Wong Shun-Leung was born in 1935 and began his martial arts training in his early teens, sampling a variety of methods including western boxing, which he enjoyed. While sparring with his boxing coach one afternoon, Wong accidently landed a damaging blow to the face. In a rage, the coach began pounding Wong until, bleeding from nose and mouth, Wong managed to gain the upper hand, eventually knocking his coach out cold. After this event, Wong lost all respect for his boxing coach and never went back for another lesson.



    In around 1951 decided to sample Wing which was gaining reputation on the streets. Wong was initially underwhelmed when he saw students practising chi sau. He then challenged and beat a senior student in the class. He then challenged the instructor, after being soundly defeated by Yip Man, Wong became Yip's student. During the late 1950s and early 1960s, Wong Shun-Leung helped forge Wing Chun's reputation in Hong Kong with his victories in challenge matches, gaining the nickname Gong Sao Wong (Talking Hands King), and assisted in the teaching of his juniors, such as Bruce Lee.

    Sifu Wong was renowned for earning the title of "Gong Sau Wong" (King of talking with the hands) after surviving countless "beimo," or "comparison of skills," throughout the 50s and 60s, emerging every time as undefeated and undisputed champion. He is confirmed to have won over 60 matches, howvere some accounts but that figure at well over 200 bare knuckle fights.

    In one such match, arranged by a reporter working for a prominent Hong Kong newspaper of the day, Wong (who stood barely 5ft 6in tall and weighed in at around 120lbs) easily defeated a visiting Russian boxer named Giko, a giant of a man who weighed over 250lbs and stood some twelve inches taller than the dynamic Wing Chun exponent.

    He, passed away peacefully on January 28th, 1997... he was just 61 years of age.


    Self-defense is only an illusion, a dark cloak beneath which lurks a razor-sharp dagger waiting to be plunged into the first unwary victim
    Wing Chun kung fu is a very sophisticated weapon--nothing else. It is a sciense of combat, the intent of which is the total incapacitation of an opponent. It is straightforward, efficient and deadly. If you're looking to learn self-defense, don't study Wing Chun. It would be better for you to master the art of invisibility"

    -- Wong Shun Leung
    When Bruce returned to Hong Kong the second time, the only person that had a chance to stop the attacks of Bruce was Wong Shun Leung.

    --Jesse Glover

    #2
    Incredible proof of the documented excellence of Wing Chun pugilism. I know Wing Chun haters wills cry foul!!!

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      #3
      "If you're looking to learn self-defense, don't study Wing Chun."

      ;)

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        #4
        Jesus Christ . . .Maybe Aesopian is right! WTF?

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          #5
          Originally posted by Little Idea
          Aesopian is right!
          12345

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            #6
            Somebody please, post up some equally nutriding thing about Sagat the Muay Thai Emperor of Street Fighter and then shoot this fool to put him out of his misery.

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              #7
              Originally posted by lifetime
              Somebody please, post up some equally nutriding thing about Sagat the Muay Thai Emperor of Street Fighter and then shoot this fool to put him out of his misery.
              I've at least seen footage of him actually fighting.

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                #8
                Supercrap - The Man, the Legend

                Supercrap 1935 - 2089


                Supercrap was born in 1935 and began his martial arts training in his early teens, sampling a variety of cheeses including western fondue, which he detested big time. While gorging himself with his portly coach one afternoon, Supercrap accidently landed a damaging corncob to the eyeball. In a rage, the coach began furiously eating cabbage until, bleeding from nose and mouth, Supercrap managed to fondue his coach to death, eventually finishing him off with a hearty burp. After this event, Supercrap lost all respect for western cheeses and never bought another cheddar again.



                In around 1982 decided to sample a Bic Mac from McDonalds, which was gaining reputation on the streets.Supercrap was initially underwhelmed when he saw students eating the soft buns. He then challenged and beat Ronald McDonald. He then challenged the Hamburglar, after being soundly defeated by him, Supercrap became The Hamburglar's student. During the late 1950s and early 1960s, Supercrap helped forge McDonalds's reputation in outer mongolia with his victories in eating competitions, gaining the nickname Wang Fling Super (Ugly Sex Bastard Super) and assisted in the teaching of his juniors, such as Baskins and Robbins.

                Sifu Supercrap was renowned for earning the title of Wang Fling Super (Ugly Sex Bastard Super) after surviving countless "bimbo," or "orgies" throughout the 50s and 60s, emerging every time covered in jelly and undisputed champion. He is confirmed to have won over 60 ladies, howvere some accounts put that figure at well over 200 'conquests'.

                In one such conquest, arranged by a toothless granny working for a prominent Hong Kong newspaper of the day, Supercrap (who stood 8ft 6in tall and weighed in at around 70lbs) easily defeated a visiting Russian masseuse named Helda, a giant of a woman who weighed over 14,000lbs and stood some twelve inches tall.

                He, passed away peacefully on January 28th, 2078... he was just 121 years of age.


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                Self-defense is only an illusion, a dark cloak beneath which lurks a large spoon waiting to be plunged into the first unwary victim


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                McDonalds is fast food--nothing else. It is a sciense of munching, the intent of which is the total satisfaction of a customer. It is straightforward, efficient and deadly. If you're looking for gourment cuisines, don't study western fondue. It would be better for you to master the art of wearing a cool shirt."

                -- Supercrap


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                When The Hamburglar returned to Hong Kong the second time, the only person that had a chance to satisfy him was Supercrap.

                -- Jonothan Livingstone Seagul the Third.

                Proves a lot doesn't it?

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                  #9
                  That was brilliant. Supercrap is t3h d34dly!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Aesopian
                    I've at least seen footage of him actually fighting.
                    I'll just get that medal for you...

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                      #11
                      sigh.

                      wing chun's too optimistic... its efficient as in they cut out all extraneous motion but i think they cut so much out of it that its become just as much a fantasy as all the flashy wushu and choy li fut or whatever kung fu moves that they (chunners) deride.

                      Then wing chun has become its own worst enemy, which makes sense since most chunners destroy their own art with their brainwashed crazy ass delusions of grandeur insanities.

                      Word Aesopian.

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                        #12
                        wheres grond or stefanoski. come blast me to the past guys

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by lifetime
                          Somebody please, post up some equally nutriding thing about Sagat the Muay Thai Emperor of Street Fighter and then shoot this fool to put him out of his misery.
                          There REALLY is a legendary MT fighter known as Sagat (scroll down to the bottom):
                          http://www.singto.co.uk/Legends/Legends%20Page.htm

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                            #14
                            v10, where did you get this information from? Did you make it up, or did it all come from such reputable sources as "The definitive WC Internet library"?

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by v1o
                              Sifu Wong was renowned for earning the title of "Gong Sau Wong" (King of talking with the hands) after surviving countless "beimo," or "comparison of skills," throughout the 50s and 60s, emerging every time as undefeated and undisputed champion.
                              "King of talking with the hands"???
                              No wonder he is undefeatable,i would certainly freak out if my opponent talks to the hands!!! :gay:

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