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    Last edited by baltasargracian; 5/14/2004 4:42am, .

    #2
    >AN AUTHENTIC SHAOLIN MONK FIGHTING IN A NHB MATCH. (now that would be cool).

    An AUTHENTIC monk is PACIFIST unless life or serious harms is in jeapordy. So this is not likely to happen.

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      #3
      some cool suggestions. I'd like to see lennox lewis go up against some of the top UFC fighters

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        #4
        "some cool suggestions. I'd like to see lennox lewis go up against some of the top UFC fighters"

        If you do a search on google (boxing forum). There is a general boxing forum that has some interesting perspectives on boxing for mma. There seems to be some pretty knowledgeable boxers there who speak to this question.

        According to them, it won't happen unless the purses are significantly higher.

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          #5
          >According to them, it won't happen unless the purses are significantly higher.

          Thats pretty much it. Some MMA fighters train boxing but not to the extent that a pro does since there time is divided. Pro Boxing still draws more crowds and money so until MMA events reach that status, which I hope they do, its not likely to happen


          ______
          Xiao Ao Jiang Hu Zhi Dong Fang Bu Bai (Laughing Proud Warrior Invinsible Asia) Emporer of Baji!!! THE FIRST LINE OF DEFENSE AGAINST THE UNITED AUSSIE FRONT!!


          "I love you Asia" - I Give BJJs Posted - December 25 2002 : 10:40:09
          ______
          Xiao Ao Jiang Hu Zhi Dong Fang Bu Bai (Laughing Proud Warrior Invincible Asia) Dark Emperor of Baji!!!

          RIP SOLDIER

          Didn't anyone ever tell him a fat man could never be a ninja
          -Gene, GODHAND

          You can't practice Judo just to win a Judo Match! You practice so that no matter what happens, you can win using Judo!
          The key to fighting two men at once is to be much tougher than both of them.
          -Daniel Tosh

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            #6
            Hey Asia, not to be stupid, but remember I am a grunt. What if you had to fight Lennox. Each of you at your current levels. How would you approach the fight.

            Just curious....

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              #7
              Run around the ring and cry whenever he got near me, sobbing "I'm just a girl! Don't hit me!"? That sound about right?

              (board breaks with a kick)
              "Is that it? I feel like I should bow, or have honor or something."

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                #8
                ""I'm just a girl! Don't hit me!"? That sound about right?"

                Hmmmm.... that just might work! So, I will run around the ring telling him..."I'm just a girl"....hmmmmmm.....man wheres the Commander Akida (or whatever) when you need him..

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                  #9
                  I think an alcholic Shaolin monk on the edge, fed up with his monestary and with nothing to lose, may fight in the UFC if it meant being able to use the prize money to stop a heartless corporation from plowing down an ancient Indian burial ground and replacing it with a strip mall. That, or there's always the guy who runs the temple in New York. Doesn't he do challange matches?

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                    #10
                    Will you please stop giving Steven Seagal plot ideas for his next film....
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                      #11
                      There's an easy fix for the whole "Pacifist" thing... just hold a gun to the monk's head and remind him of the Boxer Rebellion. <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

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                        #12
                        "There's an easy fix for the whole "Pacifist" thing... just hold a gun to the monk's head and remind him of the Boxer Rebellion. "

                        There is that monk in New York, I wonder what happens if you refuse to pay tuition in arrears?
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                          #13
                          They are? Thats not what Ive heard. If both Shaolin and the Wu Tang were both pacifists they wouldnt have been fighting eachother.
                          Only in the movies.

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                            #14
                            To beat Lennox Lewis, I would just say "MONKEY STEAL THE PEACH!" and do it FAST while he is looking at me funny and wondering what is going on :-)

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                              #15
                              >Hey Asia, not to be stupid, but remember I am a grunt. What if you had to fight Lennox. Each of you at your current levels. How would you approach the fight.

                              I'm the fast super heavyweight in this area. My combos are strong and I got killer power!!! Many have already fell before my fists!!! With that said this is how I would approach the fight:

                              "I can take you Lennox!!!! Where would you like to go? I pull the care around."

                              ______
                              Xiao Ao Jiang Hu Zhi Dong Fang Bu Bai (Laughing Proud Warrior Invinsible Asia) Emporer of Baji!!! THE FIRST LINE OF DEFENSE AGAINST THE UNITED AUSSIE FRONT!!


                              "I love you Asia" - I Give BJJs Posted - December 25 2002 : 10:40:09
                              ______
                              Xiao Ao Jiang Hu Zhi Dong Fang Bu Bai (Laughing Proud Warrior Invincible Asia) Dark Emperor of Baji!!!

                              RIP SOLDIER

                              Didn't anyone ever tell him a fat man could never be a ninja
                              -Gene, GODHAND

                              You can't practice Judo just to win a Judo Match! You practice so that no matter what happens, you can win using Judo!
                              The key to fighting two men at once is to be much tougher than both of them.
                              -Daniel Tosh

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