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    ATTN: Toronto Folks

    Hello,

    Long time lurker, first post. I just moved to the Toronto area (Markham) from Kansas City. I was wondering if there are any bars in the area that might be showing the upcoming UFC. Thanks in advance.

    Mule

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    Markham ???
    My condolences.

    Since you moved from Kansas city, there are a few things you should know:
    We do NOT have sexual realtions with the following in Canada:
    Cows
    Sheep
    ( Heck, ANY animals really)...
    Cousins
    Siblings
    Parents

    Also, IF you really wanna be a Torontonian, you must:
    Wear Black
    Support the leafs NO MATTER WHAT !!
    (Support for the Blue Jays, Raptors and Argos is conditional on them actually winning.)
    Get a lap dance and pretend it was nothing.
    Complaine about everything bot have NO IDEA how to fix anything.

    By the way:

    Welcome to bullshido, you slack jawed MOFU !

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      #3
      Thank you for the warm welcome! I'm orginally from St. Louis though and I love the Blues. Also a Chiefs and Cards fan. Sorry, I will never cheer for the Leafs. Anyway, if anyone knows of a place to watch the fights I would appreciate it.

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