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2003: A self defence odyssey

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    2003: A self defence odyssey

    How does this plan sound:

    1. Go to physiotherapist to get exercises to increase co-ordination and flexibility.

    2. Do SELF DEFENCE training with improved attributes (NOT MA) (Bite bite bite, headbutt headbutt, punch punch, grapple,grapple, RUN RUN RUN WEEEE!!! <img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle>)

    3. Do negotiation as part of SD training.

    4. Seek revenge on all who have wronged me <img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle>

    5. Go around being a thoroughly kind and good young spazza, but NOT accepting prejudice and dangerous behaviour.

    I have brain damage; you are just a wanker.

    "The streetfighter will always win!" Jerry, former wrestling boxing and judo champ
    What am I?:

    I am ignorant, thieving, lying, hypocrital, violent and thoroughly self obssessed. I steal from others to make myself look better, only to make the item or information worse.

    I go on and on and ON about how brave and strong and brilliant and wealthy I am, but in the end I'm all mouth and no trousers.

    That's right children, I'm your average AMERICUNT! and I exemplify AMERICA!:911flag:


    JohnnyCache's "retort" proving how much he knows about medicine and geography and First World countries:

    Yes, through persistent lack of work and the cultivation of ignorance, he is a true American.

    I'd bump number four higher up.
    Taking responsibility for my actions since 1989



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