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    EJJ to replace both Judo and BJJ

    Well we have brazilian guy walking around here in nothern greenland nowadays teaching me and my eskimo friends some bjj. . I a decade or so we will launch EJJ and kick butt. We now grapple some polar bears for a practice, but be sure we'll sleigh down to california some day

    #2
    Yeah, well your sleigh won't carry you that far.

    **The most miraculous power that can verifiably be attributed to "chi" is its ability to be all things to virtually all people, depending on what version of the superstition they are attempting to defend at any given moment.**
    Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the fuck I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog

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      #3
      it will be a heavily modified and optimized sleigh!

      Kim Glacie.

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        #4
        Yeah, but everyone wants to go to Brazil and train...who the fuck wants to go to Greenland?
        And that's when I figured out that tears couldn't make somebody who was dead alive again. There's another thing to learn about tears, they can't make somebody who doesn't love you any more love you again. It's the same with prayers. I wonder how much of their lives people waste crying and praying to God. If you ask me, the devil makes more sense than God does. I can at least see why people would want him around. It's good to have somebody to blame for the bad stuff they do. Maybe God's there because people get scared of all the bad stuff they do. They figure that God and the Devil are always playing this game of tug-of-war game with them. And they never know which side they're gonna wind up on. I guess that tug-of-war idea explains how sometimes, even when people try to do something good, it still turns out bad.

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          #5
          People who don't like mosquitoes?
          Taking responsibility for my actions since 1989

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            #6
            Greenland has a great climate. You can wear spandex all day long and train outdoors....

            I owned you the minute you were born!

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              #7
              Anyone who doesn't want to be around lots of guys wearing tight shorts.

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