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    I have uncovered SERIOUS bullshido at my school...

    http://www.uoguelph.ca/athletics/Rec...schedule.shtml

    The ninjitsu club!

    NINJAS ARE AT MY SCHOOL!

    And you can become one for only $100 a semester.

    I'm not sure if Piz Doff ever checked these guys out, but they litterally learn from a book. Hundred quid for that? Fuck that! I went to watch them one day, they closed the door. Way to attract members fuckheads.

    Plus they are the BIGGEST nerds since Ashida Kim, actually, I should check them out and see if they use his books.

    I never expected them to charge this much.
    :qleft1: :new_cussi :qmickey: :evil7: :XXcat: :XXfish: :5crackup:

    #2
    You seriously need to set about working on a plan for their downfall.

    They must be destroyed!

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      #3
      Man, you have some interesting clubs at your school.

      Breakdancing? Dude, sign me up! :D

      Are the Synchro Swim and Waterpolo clubs co-ed? :P

      "Underwater Hockey"??? WTF is THAT?!?

      Swing Club. That's probably good for meeting chicks. :)

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        #4
        "Underwater Hockey"??? WTF is THAT?!?

        I think it may be like "pocket pool"

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          #5
          *GRIN* Do you have to be a member to participate?

          Do they do any sparring/open sessions?

          I'm willing to discuss ponying up some money if you and Piz can find a way to expose/tape/pic the bullshido and fight it. :D
          Regards,
          CrimsonTiger

          "Na'h, they should go to old school rules.
          One guy gets sword and sheild, the other gets a net and a trident.
          Lions eat christians between rounds." - Strong Machine

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            #6
            I would love to see what Osiris would do in one of those classes.

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              #7
              Start your own club and challenge them.
              "Prison is for rapists, thieves and murderers. If you lock someone up for smoking a plant that makes them happy, you're the fucking criminal." - Joe Rogan

              El Guapo says dance!

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                #8
                Sounds like it's time for you to come up with a "final solution" to the ninja problem at your school.

                Wipe them out...... all of them.
                "We spoke to them in the only language they understood: the machine gun"

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                  #9
                  Underwater hockey rocks! Basically the whole game is played in a pool with snorkels the goals are the bottom of the pool and you are not allowed to surface.
                  .
                  And that's when I figured out that tears couldn't make somebody who was dead alive again. There's another thing to learn about tears, they can't make somebody who doesn't love you any more love you again. It's the same with prayers. I wonder how much of their lives people waste crying and praying to God. If you ask me, the devil makes more sense than God does. I can at least see why people would want him around. It's good to have somebody to blame for the bad stuff they do. Maybe God's there because people get scared of all the bad stuff they do. They figure that God and the Devil are always playing this game of tug-of-war game with them. And they never know which side they're gonna wind up on. I guess that tug-of-war idea explains how sometimes, even when people try to do something good, it still turns out bad.

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                    #10
                    CT, If they're ninja nerds that are learning out of a book....... I'll give you a thousand to one odds that they don't spar.
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                      #11
                      Dude start up the dragon ninja club and challenge to a ninja war.
                      A.K.A. rocks your socks.

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                        #12
                        Go see them with a hidden camera, once you have them on film just tell them they have to kill themselves because they have failed the 'invisibility' test.
                        Martial Arts is like sex, if you over complicate it with exotic sounding names, theories and principles, you end up fucking yourself in the ass. -Ronin69

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                          #13
                          NIN

                          JA

                          WAR !


                          NIN

                          JA

                          WAR !!

                          NIN

                          JA

                          WAR !!!

                          NIN

                          JA

                          WAR !!!!

                          NIN

                          JA

                          WAR !!!!!

                          NIN

                          JA

                          WAR !!!!!!

                          NIN

                          JA

                          WAR !!!!!!!

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Rashomon
                            Man, you have some interesting clubs at your school.

                            "Underwater Hockey"??? WTF is THAT?!?

                            You go under make a play, come back up for air. Never tried it sounds like good exercise though.
                            :qleft1: :new_cussi :qmickey: :evil7: :XXcat: :XXfish: :5crackup:

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by CrimsonTiger
                              *GRIN* Do you have to be a member to participate?

                              Do they do any sparring/open sessions?

                              I'm willing to discuss ponying up some money if you and Piz can find a way to expose/tape/pic the bullshido and fight it. :D
                              I don't think they spar. It looked like mainly standing grappling, and air sparring.

                              They seem really secrative.
                              :qleft1: :new_cussi :qmickey: :evil7: :XXcat: :XXfish: :5crackup:

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