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    The bums in my town are Bullshido masters!


    #2
    He probably new the ancient art of Bum-Mak, one touch and you stink like shit.
    Mox you gave up a great oppourtunity.
    "Pussyhole"

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      #3
      Maybe he was just pissed off that you didn't give him a flyer, and his smacked out brain told him that he could scare the bejusus out of you by telling you that he was a ninja master.

      I must look really bad - people handing out nightclub flyers never hand me flyers.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Darting Fingers
        He probably new the ancient art of Bum-Mak, one touch and you stink like shit.
        Mox you gave up a great oppourtunity.
        hahahahaha
        Tough is not how you act, tough is how you train.

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          #5
          Watch out, my friend bugged a bum once, who had been asking for money amidst his incoherent mumbling, and the bum, out of the blue, punched my friend in the chin hard enough to KO him and lift him off his feet, his head smacked onto the pavement when he landed, and he got a concussion that resulted in a 24 hour period being completely blotted out of his memory...fear the bum.

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            #6
            one time...my friends and i were walking to a restaurant and decently dressed individual comes up to us and asks for money...and the funny thing was that he was eating a box of fried rice while talking to us. so one of my buddies said something to the effect of stfu. the guy leaves and when we exited the restaurant the dude was standing by the exit with a stick. we ignored him and began walking home...meanwhile the guy is following us with what looked like a broom handle...then my buddy turns around to confront him...i dont know what he was thinking cause sticks hurt like hell!! anyways, as my friend got closer, the guy drops the stick and books it across the street, screaming "I'll be back for all of you!!!!!!!!!!"
            fear the bum...????///

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              #7
              I've seen bums in atlanta sparring 1970's kun fu movie style. noises, animal styles and everything.


              seriously

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                #8
                dude he was in disguise using his ninja stleath. You thought he had messed up teeth and because of that he was a bum, well he really has no teeth ... oh those tricky ninja masters.
                ----------------------------------------
                After reading Jekyll's threads I bring back an old sig.......

                Do you really train or just bore people on message boards and parties talking about it.

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                  #9
                  I hosed a bum with mace once.

                  I was walking from a bar on high street (the seedy campus part of town) and there's this guy walking around giving this sob story about how his car broke down and he needs to get gas and his wife is in it two blocks up the street where I cant see it....so I'm like: "Sorry, I dont have any money." The guy responds: "You little bitch!!" So I walk off in a hurry, but he's following me screaming at me and I'm scared, because I don't want the hepatitis that this drunk has for sale. I had my spray in my front pocket, I turn and I notice the expression on his face change just before the gluey stuff hits him...."OH SHIT!"
                  I layed a patch out of there....
                  http://woodwardswhiskey.wordpress.com/

                  He was punching him like the collective karmic debt he'd accrued was coming to collections, mostly on his face.

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                    #10
                    Maybe the IRS caught up with Ashida Kim?
                    Mr Politically Correct GIJoe6186:
                    Fat people disgust me in every way imaginable. I was at Freindly's with my girl tonight and saw a bunch of fat fuckers. I felt sorry for the pavement they were killing and the people who had to see them. .

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                      #11
                      Crazy bums, I knew they were all part of a secret orginisation known as the Ninja Masters.

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                        #12
                        dude, atlanta bums are tough
                        Locu5
                        combat sports hobbyist

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by I Choke You
                          Watch out, my friend bugged a bum once, who had been asking for money amidst his incoherent mumbling, and the bum, out of the blue, punched my friend in the chin hard enough to KO him and lift him off his feet, his head smacked onto the pavement when he landed, and he got a concussion that resulted in a 24 hour period being completely blotted out of his memory...fear the bum.

                          Drunken Master!
                          Lone Wolf McQuade Final Fight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmrDe_mYUXg

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                            #14
                            You sure he was a bum? he didn't just look like one?

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                              #15
                              Houston bums are pretty fucking beligerent. I used to work security in downtown Houston at night and they would do all kinds of crazy and nasty shit. I have no respect for them since they seem to have none for themselves anyways.

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